A question about men's pants... - Democratic Underground

yvr girl

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:20 PM
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A question about men's pants...

Do they ALL come with pockets?

and

How fast can you take them off if you're inspired? Time yourself with a stopwatch.

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johnnie

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:23 PM
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1. Me take them off? Pfffft

That's not how it goes. :)

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:23 PM
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2. 1) All mine do.

2) 3 seconds...but that's just the belt off and trousers down to the ankles from a standing start...it doesn't include time taken to stand up or remove underwear or socks. :evilgrin:

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TOhioLiberal

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:36 PM
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3. Geez...

the mental picture one gets...:blush::P

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:43 PM
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9. What? Me standing there in my boxers with jeans around my ankles?

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TOhioLiberal

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Fri Aug-11-06 11:23 PM
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30. Exactly!

:blush:

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LadyoftheRabbits

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:47 PM
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14. ...

:popcorn:

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:48 PM
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15. What do you want? Pictures?

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LadyoftheRabbits

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:50 PM
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17. Hey!

This thread IS useless without photos! :blush:..... umm...

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:57 PM
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20. Right, well, here's a picture of my butt

that *doesn't* have part of my face Photoshopped on it. :rofl:

No Clan McDouchebag tartan boxers, either. :D

It's about a year old. I don't have anything more recent...

...yet...:evilgrin:

Your turn. :P

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LadyoftheRabbits

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Fri Aug-11-06 08:01 PM
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23. Very nice...

And... you've already seen it :P I shall direct thy attention to the Ohio meetup pictures from Cal Peg: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5487060&mesg_id=5487060
That's all you're gonna get from me :evilgrin: O8)

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Aug-11-06 08:06 PM
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24. Ah, yes, that one. Nice ass.

The one on the sign's kind of cool, too. ;) :evilgrin:

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LadyoftheRabbits

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Fri Aug-11-06 08:07 PM
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25. *once more...*

*falls over laughing* :blush: I worked harder on the sign...

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Aug-11-06 08:09 PM
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26. Well, you either got it or you don't.

Edited on Fri Aug-11-06 08:10 PM by ZombieNixon

And I don't mean signs on whiteboards. ;)

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LadyoftheRabbits

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Fri Aug-11-06 08:11 PM
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27. ...

*blushes profusely, beyond icon capacity* :loveya:

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Aug-11-06 08:12 PM
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29. I...

don't really have a response. :loveya: :D

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:39 PM
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4. My dear yvr girl.......

That's an interesting question!

What's going on?

Or should I say.......coming off? :evilgrin:

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yvr girl

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:40 PM
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6. As to the pockets

I'm just curious.

The second part is just because I'm naughty.

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Guava Jelly

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:40 PM
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5. I can create a sonic boom with the speed I can disrobe

For the right..or excuse me Left gal! :)

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yvr girl

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:41 PM
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8. What about if she was Right

But really hot and willing.

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Guava Jelly

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:46 PM
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11. Shit thats a tough question.You mean really hot??

I would have to do community service or something afterwards to pay for my crime!
:)

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Blue-Jay

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:41 PM
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7. Button fly jeans can be shed in an instant.

If you know what you're doing.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:45 PM
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10. Depends on the pants. Dress pants sometimes have no back pockets,

and there are some pants (and all I can picture here are tight, Chelsea gay bar pants) that have no pockets at all.

But it is pretty damned hard to find pants that don't have pockets, and quite honestly, I have never, ever thought to myself buying pants "Make sure they have pockets!" I just assume they do.

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yvr girl

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:47 PM
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13. Lots of womens' pants

Have no pockets.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:48 PM
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16. Yes, I know that. I assumed I was talking only men's pants,

and that readers would know I was only talking men's pants, because your question was only about men's pants.

But, yes, I have heard the many complaints of the women for whom finding pants or skirts with pockets is very difficult.

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yvr girl

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:50 PM
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18. My original question was about mens' pants

I was just making a statement that womens' pants often do not have pockets.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:46 PM
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12. Oh, and the speed of taking them off is directly related to the reason

for taking them off.

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JohMunich99

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:54 PM
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19. Never seen men's pants without pockets and depends on the 'inspiration'

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Fri Aug-11-06 08:11 PM
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28. My dear JohMunich99!

Welcome to DU!

I hope you enjoy yourself in our crazy, addictive little village! :hi:

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querelle

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:58 PM
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21. Pockets Allow Us Guys..........

To play with the jewels and be discreet about it. I thought you knew that!

Q

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Gold Metal Flake

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:58 PM
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22. Men always have pockets. If we have no pants, we improvise.

And, when sufficiently inspired, my pants fall away of their own accord.

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Hissyspit

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Fri Aug-11-06 11:36 PM
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31. Do I have a belt on?

Considering how painful it can be when you need to urinate, and you are delayed by your clothing. Men learn VERY EARLY to get their pants off quickly, if needed.

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RetroLounge

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Sat Aug-12-06 12:09 AM
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32. How fast can you take them off if you're inspired

well, you've inspired me once already...

RL

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