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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 12:29 PM
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"I'm looking for the titty" (Not a Sex thread)
So we're at a party Saturday evening, and an adorable little blond boy comes up to Sniffa and says "I'm looking for the titty"...He finds this hilarious, and sends him over to Mrs. Sniffa and I, so that we could join in the hilarity...

Boy: "I'm looking for the titty..."

Us (being somewhat well-endowed): "Er, uh....you found 'em"

Table erupts in riotous laughter....

"I think it ran in the woods..."

Us: "Ohhhhh....the kitty."

Followed by more riotous laughter... :rofl:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 12:32 PM
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1. Laughter? Darn. I usually just get slapped...
:P

I love it, Ms baby! :rofl:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 12:34 PM
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2. Must...not...copycat...
AGH!! x(
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 12:39 PM
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3. but you will
and you did.... :spank:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 12:40 PM
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4. I was weak.
:cry:
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 12:40 PM
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5. I'll forgive you....
i suppose.... :eyes:




:P
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 12:42 PM
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6. At least he didn't ask to see
the titty tat...

:o
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 01:29 PM
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7. What can I get for my two tats?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 01:33 PM
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9. Perhaps some
catnip?

They like to play with toy mice, too...

:D
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 01:31 PM
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8. It got locked.
:(
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