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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:10 PM
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So I have local news on and no rapture report yet
A house fire, a car-semi wreck in which nobody was hurt (maybe they were raptured?), some stuff about a bridge constantly under construction, and a preliminary weather report. I may have to either call or email this station and tell them to get after it, let's report on rapture dammit! These news people have to get priorities straight. It's the end. Run and hide! :sarcasm: :silly:
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TheFriedPiper Donating Member (610 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:11 PM
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1. shhh, the rapturists on DU are getting weawwy weawwy upset
at all the ridicule they are getting.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:11 PM
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2. Theres rapturists on DU??
Say it aint so Joe
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:12 PM
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5. The mirror says
"Object in mirror are closer than they appear" ...
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Howardx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:12 PM
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3. too bad
as i said before, go to church if you want your mythological beliefs respected.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:14 PM
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9. I tried to build a church for the Flying Spaghetti Monster
but then it rained, and the noodles bent ...

(I hate when my noodle gets bent ...)
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:12 PM
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4. Maybe the rapture came last year and there was only one person
in Aruba worthy of being "raptured" ...
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a la izquierda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:13 PM
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7. oooh, that's too funny. you won't be raptured for that comment n/t
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:13 PM
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6. I just checked the RI. Not as high as it was in 2001 and we didn't
erapt then either.

Rapture Index 158
Net Change -2
Updated Aug 21, 2006

2003 High 177 2004 High 157 2005 High 161 2006 High 160
2003 Low 133 2004 Low 135 2005 Low 143 2006 Low 151

Record High 182 Record Low 57
24 Sept 01 12 Dec 93

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enigma000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:13 PM
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8. What is all this "rapture" talk about?
I can't believe people here are taking this seriously. Who announced a rapture?
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:15 PM
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10. It's a discussion board
about the music of Blondie ...

:evilgrin:
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:17 PM
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11. Jamesjerrypat Dobsonfalwellrobertson did. n/t
Edited on Tue Aug-22-06 12:17 PM by valerief
edit to fix case
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enigma000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:19 PM
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13. They did, must have missed it
But I'm not as focused on religion as most people here.........
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:42 PM
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18. No one here is taking it seriously. At least, I'm not.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:17 PM
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12. It's that damned librul media again
They NEVER broadcast the really important Biblical Armageddon or Revelations news stories.

It's probably happening right now, but will you hear about it? Oh, no.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:23 PM
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14. The rapture threads are starting to get raptured to the lounge!
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jdlh8894 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:24 PM
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15. It's only 10:30 PM in Iran
Give it an hour and a half.
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:33 PM
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16. Aren't there supposed to be rapture horns or something?
Edited on Tue Aug-22-06 12:35 PM by deucemagnet
I didn't hear any rapture horns. :shrug:

On edit: Unless they sound like fire engines. Do rapture horns sound like fire engines?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 12:33 PM
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17. Local news is always behind
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