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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:21 PM
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The perfect gift for the car loving gun owner in your life


Suave.

Sophistication.

The ability to launch napalm into oncoming traffic.



Any other features in a motor vehicle pale in comparison. And when you drive one of these babies, you get the added enjoyment of extreme politeness from other the motorists around you. Never again will you be cut off from changing lanes, and you'll be surprised at how many people give you the right of way at those pesky 4-way stop signs. :thumbsup:

http://www.ibistek.com/security_vehicle.html

Also available in a hummer...



Get yours today!! (Dale Earnhardt "3" sticker sold separately)

:D :D :D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:23 PM
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1. You'll always have to have a passenger though...
...I bet that's hard to aim while driving.
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:25 PM
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4. With practice, it can be done
I bet they can rig the trigger on the steering wheel, next to 'cruise control'.
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demsrule4life Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:25 PM
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5. It is a crew served weapon system
:) And since my wife is a better shot than I'am I will do the driving.
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:26 PM
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7. God is my co-pilot...
...and he's a damn good marksman. :D
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:23 PM
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2. LOL "Technicals" as used in about all of the third world juntas
endorced by General Aidid, Idi Amin, and the Tom-Tom Macout.
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:26 PM
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6. And coming soon to a suburb near you!
The plain old 'gunless' lexuses aren't sexy this christmas season. :P
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:24 PM
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3. I'd get a set of those South African side-mounted flame throwers too
The anti-carjacking devices.



Here's a page with a link to a QT video: http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:28 PM
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9. I wish I had that when I was delivering pizza.
Really, I could have used that feature. Fewer robberies, and never deliver a pizza cold!
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:27 PM
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8. I'll have to pass it up.
It'd interfere with my sunroof's operation.
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:36 PM
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12. Yes, the sunroof is vital.
Makes it easier to throw hand grenades at the car behind you. :D
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:29 PM
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10. "Last Round Indicator"....LOL!
Uhhh....Wouldn't that also be when you mash the "FIRE" button, and nothing happens anymore?
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:37 PM
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14. Well, that could be a jam.
It has an auto-unjamming feature too, so you don't even have to get out of the car.
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Intelsucks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:31 PM
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11. I love the smell of napalm in the morning... It smells like... Victory
It cuts 10 minutes off of my commute as well:7
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:37 PM
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15. They can take my gun
when they pry it off the cold, dead roof of my truck.
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Mikimouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:36 PM
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13. Nah, too expensive...
I always thought that the ideal car for commuting on the southeats distressway in Boston would have been a VW beetle with twin .50s mounted in a turret in the sunroof. Only would have required a very small person to sit in the ball. Coundhave cut down my commute from 2 1/2 hours to about 30 minutes.;-)
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:38 PM
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16. Twin .50's?
They'd tip the poor bug over! :o
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Mikimouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:49 PM
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18. There's nothing like a pissed off bug, especially a heavily armed
pissed off bug.:evilgrin:
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:45 PM
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17. Our new California governor might be interested...
Right up his alley (literally)!

:evilgrin:
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 02:35 PM
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25. He probably thought he'd get one anyway
I'll bet he was disappointed when he found out there's real work in that job.
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heypunk Donating Member (21 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 12:52 PM
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19. Don't promote that!
Don't give people ideas! You'll just encourage hunting!
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 02:36 PM
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26. I think deer would hear it coming
:think:
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 01:06 PM
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20. Do they offer...
A GE Electric gatling gun option? Not THAT would be just the thing to pull up to the bank's drive-in window with. ;-)
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 02:36 PM
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27. It plugs into the cigarette lighter
but you can't play the CD player at the same time. :(
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 01:25 PM
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21. What fun!
Though personally, I liked the Nat'l Guard armory near my home's vehicle...
When they wanted to 'show the flag' or parade or whatever, they broke out a WW2 issue M8 "Greyhound" armored car. It could do 55 mph, carried a 37mm AT gun in revolving turret, a .50 cal machine in a 360 degree AA mount, 6 wheel drive, 2" armor plate, seats 5 (uncomfortably)...
When someone cuts you off, you don't have to hit the breaks, just drive over him.
Someone won't let you merge? A 37mm round into his engine will slow him down.
Police helicopters giving you a hard time? .50 cal will make him back off...
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 02:38 PM
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28. Yeah, but they don't have heated seats.
A must in wintertime.
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 06:11 PM
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32. True...
The vehicle heater system is totally inadequate, and there is no cooling system. In addition, the 'enter from top' doors are inconvenient for disabled persons and children; the gas mileage is atrocious; and the armor is totally inadequate against WW2 era AT, never mind modern day.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 01:51 PM
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22. I don't know, but when I saw this one, all I could think of was. . .
Edited on Fri Dec-19-03 01:52 PM by ET Awful
the movie Stripes :) :) :)



I mean it's not quite a mobile home, but that's the image I got :)
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 02:39 PM
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29. But of course!
I just wish they wouldn't put the rocket launch button so close to the microwave.
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voice of reason Donating Member (161 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 01:56 PM
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23. yeah, but no friggin cupholders
nt
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 02:40 PM
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30. You can get the plastic ones that hook into the window
:think:
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 01:57 PM
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24. not complete without one of those :
http://www.bumperdumper.com/

:evilgrin:
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-19-03 02:40 PM
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31. When someone sees you coming down the street
they'll wish they had one of those in their front seat. :hurts:
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