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yvr girl

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Tue Aug-29-06 07:12 PM
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What kind of VIRGIN are you?

I've never downloaded any music.

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ZombieNixon

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Tue Aug-29-06 07:14 PM
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1. I have never...

gotten a **** from a **** **** while ****ing the **** **** episcopalian **** **** with a **** parking ticket. :evilgrin:

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HEyHEY

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Tue Aug-29-06 07:16 PM
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2. Shit, this is hard to do.....

Oh, Coke! I've never done cocaine!

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bigwillq

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Tue Aug-29-06 07:17 PM
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3. Sky diving virgin.

Not sure if I want to pop that cherry. :scared:

Although I heard it's very fun and not really scary.

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mwdem

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Tue Aug-29-06 07:18 PM
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5. Me too!

My SO did it last year and had a blast, but I just can't go there.

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rbnyc

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Wed Aug-30-06 07:53 AM
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53. I was gonna say that! (nt)

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YellowRubberDuckie

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Tue Aug-29-06 07:17 PM
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4. I've never done any illegal drugs.

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Mad_Dem_X

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Wed Aug-30-06 12:49 PM
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56. Ditto

Proud Drug Virgin, here! :hi:

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RetroLounge

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Tue Aug-29-06 07:18 PM
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6. Never done Heroin.

or a heroine, for that matter.

:D

RL

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xchrom

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Tue Aug-29-06 07:20 PM
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7. i've never taken picture with a digi cam -- i want one so bad.

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ikojo

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Tue Aug-29-06 07:20 PM
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8. I've never been drunk or high

I've never drank a whole beer...the most beer I've ever had was a sip and that was about three or four years ago.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Tue Aug-29-06 07:20 PM
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9. I've never done heroin.

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In_The_Wind

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Tue Aug-29-06 07:20 PM
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10. I've never had an affair with a woman.

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NNadir

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Tue Aug-29-06 07:21 PM
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11. I have never played a game boy, or game cube, or play station.

My kids are amazed.

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idgiehkt

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Tue Aug-29-06 08:35 PM
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15. these don't sound familiar so I guess I haven't done them either

I think Atari was my last go round with video games.

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u4ic

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Tue Aug-29-06 07:23 PM
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12. I've never smoked pot n/t

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kwassa

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Tue Aug-29-06 07:30 PM
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13. I never murdered anybody

Not that I haven't thought about it.

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driver8

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Tue Aug-29-06 08:34 PM
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14. I have never eaten a corn dog...and I never will!! n/t

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Tue Aug-29-06 08:36 PM
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16. I've never downloaded any music, either!

:shrug:

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idgiehkt

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Tue Aug-29-06 09:21 PM
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17. probaby better not to start

it adds up. I have so much on here now it's crazy. I even downloaded one yesterday, and I am broke. I just HAVE to have them, and it is so easy. Too easy.

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sendero

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Tue Aug-29-06 09:22 PM
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18. I never had it ..

... in my ear before. :)

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Redstone

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Tue Aug-29-06 09:26 PM
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19. I, uh, well, I've never, ah...you know, looking at the other responses

and checking them against my life-list, I've come to the hideously depressing conclusion that I've done a lot of things that other people are proud of not having done.

But fuck it, I've had some fun anyway.

Redstone

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bridgit

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Tue Aug-29-06 09:26 PM
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20. i/we use virgin olive oil...

:blush:

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ProdigalJunkMail

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Tue Aug-29-06 09:29 PM
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21. i have never had an extramarital affair

but in the words of a previous poster "but it's not like I haven't thought about it." ;-)

sP

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Deja Q

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Tue Aug-29-06 09:30 PM
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22. .

Edited on Tue Aug-29-06 09:31 PM by HypnoToad

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BlueJazz

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Tue Aug-29-06 09:35 PM
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23. Are you Crazy??? WE love you.....although "Long Distance"

...love is probably not quite as ...umm.. fulfilling as closeup touching.

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Deja Q

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Wed Aug-30-06 07:49 PM
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65. Think of me as the monkey in the scientific experiment...

Locked in a cage, deprived of contact. (though unlike that monkey, he wasn't put into isolation because all his monkey peers taunted, mocked, bullied, beaten, and threatened death threats against him prior to.)

PETA and other animal rights nutcases show these sorts of things. Poor animals.

Funny. Many animals get far better lives and livelihoods than our fellow mankind. :shrug:

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querelle

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Tue Aug-29-06 10:28 PM
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36. Is There Anythng That you Haven't Done?

I hope not...............you sexy guy.

Q

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Deja Q

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Wed Aug-30-06 07:48 PM
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64. Plenty of things...

Thanks for the compliment, but rest assured - plenty of people in my life have told me "All (I) need to do is get laid." Funny how it's always a suggestion and no tips or personal assistance to make idle chatter a reality. :D

It's probably why I'm still disease free. People look at me as if I'm some sort of disease. Apart from the 2 or 3 who eyeball my best bits; but otherwise they think of me as just another freak too. :shrug:

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bertha katzenengel

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Tue Aug-29-06 09:36 PM
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24. I am a Gold Medal Dyke. If you don't already know what that is, GUESS.

If you DO know, give some folks a chance to guess first. ;)

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BlueJazz

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Tue Aug-29-06 10:19 PM
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32. Well...I've heard of Gold Metal Flour so maybe you make .....

,...some hell-asious Biscuits?

..or you've been in the Olympics?

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bertha katzenengel

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Tue Aug-29-06 10:24 PM
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35. Heh heh heh. Okay . . .

A Gold Medal Dyke is one who fortunately avoided all sexual entanglements with men throughout her pre-coming-out life.

In short: I am a sex-with-men VIRGIN! :woohoo:

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Misunderestimator

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Wed Aug-30-06 12:56 PM
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57. Lucky you...

You're not missing a thing! :thumbsup:

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CrushTheDLC

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Tue Aug-29-06 10:52 PM
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38. They have Olympics for that kind of thing now?

:shrug:

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haf216

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Tue Aug-29-06 09:38 PM
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25. I have never sent a text message.

I just don't see the point of the "typing" when i can just call.

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cobalt1999

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Tue Aug-29-06 09:47 PM
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26. never started a topic on DU

One day I'm going to though. I won't even care if anyone posts to it. One day.

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wildhorses

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Tue Aug-29-06 09:50 PM
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27. I have never sky dived...

why should I jump out of a perfectly good airplane?

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Magrittes Pipe

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Tue Aug-29-06 09:52 PM
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28. I have never had sex or drank alcohol.

And I don't fucking swear.

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querelle

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Tue Aug-29-06 10:20 PM
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33. Liar!

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Rabrrrrrr

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Tue Aug-29-06 09:52 PM
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29. I never gave a reach-around to a spider-monkey while reciting

the Pledge of Allegiance.

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Mojambo

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Tue Aug-29-06 09:57 PM
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30. I have never eaten a crabcake. n/t

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kwassa

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Wed Aug-30-06 12:10 PM
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54. That is serious deprivation. Call Adult Protective Services.

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querelle

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Tue Aug-29-06 10:13 PM
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31. Okay, This Will Likely Get This Thread Locked........

...............but I have never been fisted. always a fantasy of mine.

Flame away............I don't care

Q

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Bassic

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Wed Aug-30-06 06:19 AM
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48. No flame, but..

IBTL. :hi:

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Fuzz

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Tue Aug-29-06 10:22 PM
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34. I've never . . .

oh wait, that wasn't me.

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Mutley

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Tue Aug-29-06 10:36 PM
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37. I've never...

oh wait, I have done that.

I've never been skydiving. Don't plan on it either. :scared:

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LeftyMom

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Tue Aug-29-06 10:55 PM
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39. Involuntary born-again

:( <-me, pouting

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hyphenate

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Tue Aug-29-06 11:08 PM
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40. That's hard to answer

I suppose I could consider myself a marriage virgin. Thankfully, I've never had that displeasure--er, pleasure.

I guess I could also say I've never seen an X-rated movie before. By the time I got to see the two films from my youth that were once X-rated, they had been reviewed and brought down to "R" instead. (Midnight Cowboy and Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice)

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ContraBass Black

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Tue Aug-29-06 11:10 PM
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41. The normal kind.

:hide:

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NewWaveChick1981

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Tue Aug-29-06 11:12 PM
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42. I've never owned an iPod, and I've never injected myself with anything.

I've also never used a tanning bed----why would I want an indoor sunburn??? :P

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sakabatou

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Wed Aug-30-06 03:30 AM
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43. I've never broken a bone

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Robeson

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Wed Aug-30-06 03:36 AM
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44. I don't own an ipod. I guess that means I should be cast to hell...

...:shrug:

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regnaD kciN

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Wed Aug-30-06 03:38 AM
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45. I'm a "technical" Rocky Horror virgin...

...because, although I've seen RHPS at home on DVD several times, I've never "gone all the way" to a theater for one of the infamous midnight showings (which, believe it or not, still go on in some places).

:evilgrin:

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Robeson

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Wed Aug-30-06 03:45 AM
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46. I'll do you one better. I've never seen it at all. And I was a....

Edited on Wed Aug-30-06 03:46 AM by Robeson

..."child" of the 70's and 80's, when it was played in late night theaters all the time.

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BlueIris

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Wed Aug-30-06 06:42 AM
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51. I've never done Rocky Horror either.

Mainly because I think it's stupid.

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Omphaloskepsis

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Wed Aug-30-06 04:02 AM
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47. I have done many things.

Check your good taste at the door please:
I have never murdered JonBenét Patricia Ramsey.

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taterguy

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Wed Aug-30-06 06:21 AM
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49. I've never seen the Pacific Ocean

That'll change in a few months

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BlueIris

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Wed Aug-30-06 06:40 AM
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50. Another non-downloader here. (I don't pirate software either.)

:-)

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Courtesy Flush

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Wed Aug-30-06 07:49 AM
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52. I've never even touched an iPod

I've never been unfailthful to my wife (23 years now).

I've never had a pedigree pet (the ones I have are just fine)

I've never been on skis (water or snow)

I've never been to New York, Chicago, L.A. or D.C (I guess I'll have to wait for retirement)

I've never been in a helicopter

But I HAVE won the lottery (okay, it was a $2 scratch-off, but I doubled my $1 investment)

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koneko

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Wed Aug-30-06 12:24 PM
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55. I'm a scuba diving virgin

but it is on my list of things to learn. . .

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Jokerman

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Wed Aug-30-06 03:21 PM
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58. I've never been to church.

I've been to weddings and other events held in churches but never to an actual church service.

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LSK

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Wed Aug-30-06 03:22 PM
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59. I have never flown in an airplane

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Phillycat

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Wed Aug-30-06 03:27 PM
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60. I've never shot dope.

And I think that's the last thing left. :D

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Ariana Celeste

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Wed Aug-30-06 03:28 PM
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61. I have never smoked crack

:smoke:

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kwassa

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Wed Aug-30-06 03:30 PM
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62. I am an extra virgin, when it comes to olive oil.

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scarlet_owl

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Wed Aug-30-06 03:44 PM
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63. I've never been on an airplane.

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