I want to start an official DU polygamy group.

Renew Deal

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Wed Aug-30-06 10:19 PM
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I want to start an official DU polygamy group.

Edited on Wed Aug-30-06 10:20 PM by Bleachers7

But first I need 10 wives. Any takers?

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derby378

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Wed Aug-30-06 10:23 PM
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1. Watch out - I might marry you just for the hell of it

:evilgrin:

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Renew Deal

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Wed Aug-30-06 10:29 PM
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2. Will you live with my wives?

I love it!

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idgiehkt

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Wed Aug-30-06 10:32 PM
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3. why 10?

just curious...one for each finger?

(chuckles to self)

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derby378

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Wed Aug-30-06 10:35 PM
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4. Go...Shi...San...Ni...Ichi...

:hide:

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idgiehkt

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Wed Aug-30-06 10:44 PM
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8. rings...

one ring for each finger.}(

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derby378

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Wed Aug-30-06 10:53 PM
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9. Oh, suuuure...

My pet dodo and Tasmanian wolf are nodding in agreement.

:evilgrin:

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Renew Deal

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Wed Aug-30-06 11:18 PM
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10. As per DU rules

You need 10 wives to start a group.

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idgiehkt

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Wed Aug-30-06 11:20 PM
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12. where is this rule?

hmmm... I guess I need to pay more attention...

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Renew Deal

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Wed Aug-30-06 11:23 PM
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13. In the Utah forum, duhhhh

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=206x10

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idgiehkt

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Wed Aug-30-06 11:26 PM
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15. hmmm

there's a caveat:

"If you are considering a DU Group on a controversial topic, the Administrators would appreciate if you contacted us before collecting your ten members, so we may discuss any sensitive issues."

I guess they let you slip on through?

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Renew Deal

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Wed Aug-30-06 11:31 PM
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16. What's controversial about polygamy?

There are kitten forums, open source forums, mac forums. Polygamy is no problem.

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idgiehkt

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Wed Aug-30-06 11:32 PM
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17. yeah, well, compared to kittens

it is kind of tame...B-)

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reyd reid reed

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Wed Aug-30-06 10:38 PM
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5. Nah

I don't do marriage; divorce is too messy.

Wanna shack up?

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Renew Deal

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Wed Aug-30-06 10:41 PM
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6. I'm not picky.

Even if you are a Cubs fan. :)

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reyd reid reed

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Wed Aug-30-06 10:43 PM
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7. You're not?

Hmmmmm...could mean trouble in paradise.

Maybe I could convert you...

Purely as a public service, of course.

:hi:

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RetroLounge

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Thu Aug-31-06 01:16 AM
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20. Hey! I'm a lifelong Cubs Fan...

:hi:

RL

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reyd reid reed

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Thu Aug-31-06 11:38 AM
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25. I KNEW there was something I liked about you

I mean...besides your dashing good looks and your poetic soul and...

:loveya:

:hi:

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u4ic

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Wed Aug-30-06 11:19 PM
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11. Sorry - I'm over 21

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Ptah

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Wed Aug-30-06 11:25 PM
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14. Take my wife, please

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bicentennial_baby

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Wed Aug-30-06 11:33 PM
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18. although I'm not a polygamist...

I'm not touching this with a ten foot pole, so to speak :D

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jus_the_facts

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Wed Aug-30-06 11:39 PM
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19. Yes... but only for the Yankee season tickets in the prenup...

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Renew Deal

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Thu Aug-31-06 11:14 AM
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21. Yankee season tickets? I love my wives

:loveya:

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billyskank

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Thu Aug-31-06 11:18 AM
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22. Hey, I just want one

billyskank, 30y old guy. Has decent job, keeps himself clean, non-smoker, teetotal, vegetarian. Does all his chores, is not afraid of the iron. Always wipes up any spillage in the bathroom and keeps the lid down.

Any takers?

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cobalt1999

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Thu Aug-31-06 11:31 AM
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23. NO WAY!

I have a wife, two daughters, & two female dogs...the LAST thing I need or want in my life is ANOTHER woman!

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Roon

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Thu Aug-31-06 11:37 AM
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24. I'm a polyamourist (sp)

I lived with two other guys in a three way relationship. It's kinda cool, actually. We would have had a fourth, but he was too jealous and split.

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kwassa

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Thu Aug-31-06 12:15 PM
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26. Is your name Warren Jeffs?

I heard you will be extradited, and that you were the real-life model for the Prophet in "Big Love"

Aug. 31, 2006, 11:30AM
Polygamist leader waives extradition

© 2006 The Associated Press

LAS VEGAS — The leader of a polygamist sect said Thursday he will not fight extradition on charges that he arranged marriages between underage girls and older men. Warren Jeffs appeared in court wearing a blue jumpsuit and flanked by armed guards. He nodded when a judge asked if he would be extradited to Utah to face charges there.

The 50-year-old leader of the breakaway Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints was arrested late Monday in a traffic stop outside Las Vegas.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/4154574.html

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