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MissHoneychurch

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Thu Aug-31-06 07:25 AM
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Hilarious

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

Keen observer: They're fuckin' cowards, man! Mountain lions are cowards, too.
12th & Bedford, Brooklyn

Loud girl on cell: Well don't ask me! I don't know anything about the mechanics of whale sex.
9th Ave

Subway conductor: Please enter the train as human beings, not wild animals.
23rd St F station

Guy: Yeah that reminds me of my first time. He took me to dinner but was too nice and perfect. Then in bed he made animal noises and his cat was like between us and he didn't kick it out of bed.
Nowhere bar, 14th St between 1st and 2nd

:rofl:

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Thu Aug-31-06 07:27 AM
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1. This is one of my favorites...

"Don't worry about it. I have a lot of tranquilizers in my purse."
-woman on cell phone, Port Authority Subway Station

It's not on the site, but rather just something that I overheard.

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MissHoneychurch

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Thu Aug-31-06 07:29 AM
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2. I justb found this website

but I am pissing my pants already because I have to laugh so much.

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wildhorses

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Thu Aug-31-06 07:35 AM
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3. thanks for the link

:rofl:

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MissHoneychurch

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Thu Aug-31-06 07:38 AM
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4. I had to look for awhile

Edited on Thu Aug-31-06 07:38 AM by MissHoneychurch

before I found some quotes that were eligible for posting :rofl:

Here is a similar one
http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/index-2.html

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MissHoneychurch

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Thu Aug-31-06 07:46 AM
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5. Another one

Mom to little boy: You do not pee on somebody unless they ask you to!

Ocean Isle Beach, North Carolina

:spray: :rofl:

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Thu Aug-31-06 07:49 AM
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6. Watersports are for adults!

:rofl:

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