Don't worship haruka3_2000, worship me. I guarantee you will rapture

LynneSin

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Thu Aug-31-06 08:34 AM
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Don't worship haruka3_2000, worship me. I guarantee you will rapture

Edited on Thu Aug-31-06 08:34 AM by LynneSin

Because what good is it to be a cult Deity if there isn't some form of rapturing involved

:shrug:

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Deep13

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Thu Aug-31-06 08:36 AM
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1. Praise be to the almighty Lynne Sin.

Where can I get some graven images.

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LynneSin

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Thu Aug-31-06 08:37 AM
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2. We'll worship Evita - she'll protect us from the evil songbirds

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ScreamingMeemie

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:22 AM
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3. No...she will hypnotize us and turn us into killing machines in her

single minded attempt to take over the world! :scared: those eyes!

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LynneSin

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:25 AM
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5. That's Evita's normal stare

But every once in awhile, if I brushed her enough and gave her some snack treats and perhaps a bit of catnip, her glare will soften and she will look just absolutely loveable.

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_testify_

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:24 AM
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4. Will you supply pudding?

Any deity I worship will have to meet my Vitamin P requirements.

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LynneSin

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:26 AM
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6. When you get raptured with us there will be vats of pudding

Pudding to eat and pudding to play in. We'll just all walk around with pudding dripping all over us.

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_testify_

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:26 AM
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7. Butterscotch?

That's the deal-breaker.

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LynneSin

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:29 AM
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10. Every flavor imagineable

Even flavors you couldn't imagine - we'll have them!

And plenty of whipped cream on top!

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_testify_

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:30 AM
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13. Okay I'm in.

So, do we get to brainwash the weak-minded? If so, I'm heading to GD!

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bridgit

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:27 AM
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8. haruka who?

:rofl:

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:28 AM
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9. There has been a misinterpretation in the Holy Text

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5574595&mesg_id=5574914

My cult is getting raptured.

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LynneSin

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:29 AM
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12. Typical Freeper response

Next you'll lower the prices of gas & heating oil just to appease your abandoning masses

:hide:

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:31 AM
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15. *kicks you*

I am not a Freeper!

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LynneSin

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:33 AM
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18. *kicks back*

are too!!

:O

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:34 AM
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19. Am not!

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LynneSin

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:34 AM
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20. ARE TOO!!!

:hide:

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:39 AM
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21. I know what you are, but what am I?

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LynneSin

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:42 AM
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22. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

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Haole Girl

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:29 AM
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11. OK

You are greatly admired, too. :loveya:

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LostinVA

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:30 AM
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14. I can only worship a Lesbian Goddess

Sorry.

Some Tastykake pumpkin pies and a good cheesesteak MIGHT make me include you in my pantheon.

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bridgit

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:31 AM
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16. oh lord, you've just opened the door stand by...

:rofl:

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LostinVA

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:49 AM
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28. hehehehe

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LynneSin

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:33 AM
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17. Lesbians generally like me

Edited on Thu Aug-31-06 09:39 AM by LynneSin

Except for the part that I probably wouldn't put out for them. But who knows during the rapture anything could happen

:shrug:

And we'll have a Tastykake Factory in my part of the raptured world

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LostinVA

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:48 AM
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27. OOOH! With Koffeekakes and Chocolate Juniors????

Maybe everyone becomes a lesbian when they Rapture...

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MrCoffee

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:43 AM
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23. Rapture schmapture, I want my 72 virgins like Fox News promised me

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LynneSin

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:43 AM
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24. Everyone gets revirginized during the rapture

so have your pick!

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MrCoffee

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:44 AM
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25. Do you have any idea how hard it was to lose it the first time around????

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LynneSin

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Thu Aug-31-06 09:45 AM
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26. The harder it was on earth the easier it will be in my raptured world

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