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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 08:34 AM Original message |
Poll question: What can Fox "News" do to boost falling ratings? |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 08:36 AM Response to Original message |
1. Release venomous snakes into their studios. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 08:38 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. But, their studio is not on an airplane. |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 08:42 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. True, but we could always just lock the doors. |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 08:41 AM Response to Original message |
3. Vote their talking heads of off the channel. Survivor-style. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 09:14 AM Response to Original message |
5. I would actually watch Redd Foxx News...if only to see |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 09:27 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. I could take Brit Hume's face... |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
7. Guess the gender with host Ann Coulter. |
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Benfea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 10:42 AM Response to Original message |
8. Give Ann Coulter her own show! ;) -NT |
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RedStateShame (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 10:47 AM Response to Original message |
9. Where's the "abduct blonde co-eds themselves" option? |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 11:17 AM Response to Original message |
10. Have them admit they killed JonBenet |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
11. Sacrifice one Fox anchor live on the air every Monday. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
12. Explain why Bush's painful stupidity is Clinton's fault. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
13. I vote for NRA Teddy |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
14. Hot news anchor babes in lingerie. |
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evirus (782 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-01-06 08:27 AM Response to Reply #14 |
22. compliment with progressive nudity |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-01-06 10:39 AM Response to Reply #22 |
23. except for o'reilly |
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NYCGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
15. TAKE BACK RITA COSBY!! NT |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 03:39 PM Response to Original message |
16. Have Jack Bauer torture the news & weather out of them each night. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
17. Other: Each week, they sacrifice one of their journalists to the dark lord |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
18. They could offer a cash prize for the first person to catch them |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-31-06 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
19. three words: |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-01-06 08:01 AM Response to Original message |
20. Coming up next on Fox... |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-01-06 08:06 AM Response to Original message |
21. Live Executions |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-02-06 01:00 AM Response to Original message |
24. Live execution of an Abu Ghraib detainee each day |
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