I breast-fed my baby while eating kudzu at the Olive Garden.

What a tasty snack! Nutritious for me and baby, too. I even smothered the green stuff in olive oil while slamming down glasses of house red wine, hollering the entire evening. My other four little angels ran about, playing Star Wars with the bread sticks stolen from others' tables. I cackled widely when one of them jumped into a woman's garden salad and pretended that he had gotten caught in the Dagobah Swamp.

how are ya?

Here's some good news...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5572008&mesg_id=5572008

all the while shouting anti-Semitic comments?

KABLAAAA!

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:shrug:

:rofl:

:hi:

:loveya:

:* :loveya:

YEAH? I'M AT THE OLIVE GARRRRRDEN! YEAH, THE OLIVE GARRRRDEN!

:shrug:

See ya in the lounge! :)

Would you believe that little sneak managed to knock off the Laundrey detergent jug I use to block her Songbird access spot off the shelf.

I mean that jug has to weigh about 15lbs and Evita only comes in at 9lbs.

What a gal!

I trust you changed the diaper at the table as well?

:hi:

I hear he loves the never-ending salads.

Weren't you in the theater a week ago, throwing children at the movie screen?

and a learning experience to let little Justin touch some of those big snakes...

Wrong forum! Wrong forum! This needs to go back to GD.

Too bad. You had enough votes to make greatest page

;-)

I. Had. Hope!

:rofl:

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:rofl: I had forgotten all about that. That should be DU's mission statement...right there.

I'm sure there's some recent flamewar over some silly subject I forgot to add.

Those who stand on escalators (even if they stand to the right) are fat lazy bastards. :hi: ...and people who shuck corn in the grocery store. :rofl:

flamewar, was there!?

Completely even.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5276011

that there can be nothing new to see...

(I like your sig; it should go without saying, but unfortunately it's not common knowledge...)

"Is it wrong for me to be pissed off at someone for quoting me, even though I agree with him, just because he's being such a dick about it?"

:hi: and also proof that people can agree to disagree, and agree while being disagreeable. :hi:

or something like that

Using this method to get to sleep: :spank:

:rofl:

listening to Oasis?

:rofl:

I saw the Buddha at Burger King.