Dick, take off my bra.

Laura calls Dick to her private office. She tells him George is at Camp David for the weekend and is not to be disturbed. She asks Dick to remove her blouse. He does. She then tells him to take her skirt off. He does. Now Dick she says, "take off my bra". He quickly removes it. And my panties. Trembling he slips her panties off.



Now Dick,...I'll have to tell George If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again.

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Good one....and, it just "might" be true...:hide:

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Scene: The royal bedroom of the White House. It's late at night and Laura's in the kitchen with a half-empty bottle of gin in front of her. Her hair is askew and she seems to be losing an argument with her sock. Meanwhile, in the Royal bedroom, George reclines on the bed in his cowboy hat, Superman boxers and boots. Condi's in a candy-pink peignior and matching feather mules on her feet. She sits on a padded red-velvet chair next to George and crosses her legs becomingly.

With a small wicked grin, she says, "We're going to do a little something different tonight, Sugarbum."

George: Well, don't leave me hangin' princess. Bring it on!

Condi (pulling out "The Stranger"): Let's pretend I'm your high school teacher and you're in detention. And I'll read you a naughty book.

George: This ourghta be good. What'd I do now?

Condi: You stole money from the school funds. Okay, chapter one: 'Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure'. (voice softens and gets all breathy)

George: Say that again. It gets me all hot.



:P :P :P :P :P

That stuff is classic. :rofl:

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