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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 05:28 PM
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The best Police Dispatcher Evah!
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1156465952/911_Dispatcher_Crosses_the_Line
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 05:33 PM
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1. She's knows his name
so I'll guess it's a joke. Most dispatchers use numbers, like police officers do.

Besides, my relay between police and EMS about the fifteen year old sticking a bottle in an orifice was much funnier.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 05:54 PM
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2. Here is a funny one. It contains some language, but
Edited on Thu Aug-31-06 06:01 PM by Jamastiene
it is worth it. I laughed my ass off listening to this one.

http://www.9-1-1magazine.com/ambulance.wav

Anybody need a bambulance?
:evilgrin:
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 06:17 PM
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3. lol
That's insane. It's a big country!
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 06:37 PM
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4. I can just see the deer in the back seat
jumping up and biting the guy on the neck. :rofl:
Taking the deer in the phone booth with him. :rofl:
And the dogs trying to get into the phone booth...:rofl:
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 06:42 PM
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5. They actually play that one in different
courses for dispatchers.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 06:46 PM
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6. Had you heard it before for real?
Did you laugh when you heard it? If not, how did you stifle the laughter? :hi:
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 06:48 PM
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7. They really do play that one in classes.
The instructor warns you about the strong language and says that, for once, it's ok to laugh.

One person had to excuse themselves. They almost wet their pants.
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 07:34 PM
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8. shoot the little bastard, but first
listen to this

http://www.break.com/index/burger_king_911.html
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