wwweeeee! OK. Matcom Danced on a Bar Last Night!

*ouch! my head*

oh well. yes. xmas party last night featured Matcom dancing on top of the bar.

shitfaced.
plastered.
bent.
wiped.

Mrs Matcom took pics of the 'display' - 3 unknown women and Matcom, "dancing" on top of the bar. (sorry all, with someone ELSE'S digital camera)

it's not my fault mind you. how DARE they crank the stereo up during YMCA after multiple B52 shooters! x(

*reaching for asprin*

From one bar-top dancer to another. :hi:

Too bad you don't have the pics to share. Hope your head feels better later. Drink LOTS of water.

can't you see my heel prints on that face? :D

Well it's Sunday Mornin'
And the sun in shinin'
In my eye that is open
And my head is spinnin'
Was the life of the party
I can't stop grinnin'
I had too much Tequila last night

CHORUS
Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?

Now wait a minute
Things don't look to familiar
Who is this cowboy
Who's sleepin' beside me?
He's awful cute, but how'd I
Get his shirt on?
I had too much Tequila last night

All those little shooters
How I love to drink 'em down
Come on bartender
Let's have another round
Well the music is playing
And my spirits are high
Tomorrow might be painful
But tonight we're gonna fly

I was out last night too, but I was an O8). Only 2 Lone Stars.

Or did you keep your ass in your pants?

;-)

clothed :D

y -- m -- c -- a
oh my how mind reels at the gyrations you displayed for one and all -- what i wouldn't give...
shakin that ass for one and all.

But I never danced on a bar because the bar I drank in was so mean that I had a pistol pulled on me once. A friend of mine though danced on a table with his pants around his ankle's. The bad thing was there was a skid mark that went down the side of his tity whitey undy'sx(

nice Greg!

'cepting i was the biker with the leather chaps :D

When do we start a liver drive?