Just In Time For Christmas-Threat Level ORANGE

trof

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Sun Dec-21-03 12:37 PM
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Just In Time For Christmas-Threat Level ORANGE

Edited on Sun Dec-21-03 12:38 PM by trof

Breaking on CNN now.
whoopee
Merry Christmas, y'all.
:shrug:
Ridge to make announcement soonest.

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aquart

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Sun Dec-21-03 12:38 PM
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1. Orange? Does that involve duct tape?

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OneBlueSky

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Sun Dec-21-03 01:35 PM
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10. lol . . . remember that guy in Connecticut . . .

who encased his entire house in plastic and duct taped it shut? . . . wonder if he's still living in his coccoon . . .

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trof

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Sun Dec-21-03 02:25 PM
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15. Not still living there.

Suffocated.
;-)

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Maeve

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Sun Dec-21-03 12:38 PM
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2. An Orange for our stockings!

How....traditional! :P

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Robb

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Sun Dec-21-03 12:38 PM
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3. In honor of that

...I'm having a fuzzy navel. ;)

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HEyHEY

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Sun Dec-21-03 12:39 PM
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4. How can there be a threat

The caght Saddam...the terrorsit mastermind!

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trof

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Sun Dec-21-03 12:40 PM
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5. Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Orange Juice.
Orange Juice who?
Orange Juice sorry you said "Knock Knock"?

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alfredo

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Sun Dec-21-03 12:43 PM
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6. They waited until the heaviest Christmas shopping was

done so they didn't hurt the retailers.

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trof

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Sun Dec-21-03 12:46 PM
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7. Well THAT is just totally cynical.

They wouldn't DO something so blatantly crass and commercial, so QUIT saying that.
<sarcasm off>

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RebelOne

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Sun Dec-21-03 12:46 PM
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8. A friend who I work with is a musician wrote a song when that lady

alerted the police to those two guys traveling in Florida on who's conversation she eavesdropped. It's called "Little Miss Orange Alert." It's too, too funny. I'll try to get the lyrics and post them.

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arwalden

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Sun Dec-21-03 01:11 PM
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9. Now... Look Me In The Eyes And TELL ME

that you didn't already know that this was coming.

I SAID LOOK AT ME SQUARE IN THE EYES! Don't try to deny that you didn't already know they would do this. I can tell when you're lying... so don't pretend to be surprised, now.

:hi:
-- Allen

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MadMike

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Sun Dec-21-03 01:41 PM
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11. Isn't THAT Special?

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silverlib

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Sun Dec-21-03 02:07 PM
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12. and after berating Dean all morning

for saying that we were no safer with the capture of the awful dictator. Makes no sense to me... but then again, nothing much does right now.

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greatauntoftriplets

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Sun Dec-21-03 02:09 PM
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13. But orange is so Halloween....

And Halloween is so two months ago.

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trof

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Sun Dec-21-03 02:10 PM
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14. (chuckle)

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Sun Dec-21-03 02:28 PM
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16. Sweet!

Everytime this happens, I break out the orange soda.

Who loves orange soda? Maggie loves orange soda! I do I do I do- ooo.

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TheMightyFavog

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Sun Dec-21-03 02:42 PM
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17. Orange Alert? Again???

That Number Six is a persistant little bugger, isn't he?

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CanuckAmok

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Sun Dec-21-03 03:42 PM
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20. lol--we're on the same page, I think!

n/t

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elperromagico

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Sun Dec-21-03 02:44 PM
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18. I'm glad the capture of Saddam has made us safer!!!

YAY! :nopity:

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CanuckAmok

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Sun Dec-21-03 03:41 PM
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19. I always think of the control room from...

...The Prisoner: "Orange Alert. Orange Alert. Sector Three. Sector Three."

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