Matcom News Update: Woman Who Microwaved Fake Penis Found Guilty

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MCKEESPORT, Pa. -- The case of the fake male organ is now closed.

A man and woman who asked a Pennsylvania convenience store clerk to microwave a fake penis have settled disorderly conduct charges

A woman named Leslye Creighton, 41, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct charges in connection with the incident last February at a convenience store near Pittsburgh.

The incident began when Creighton's friend, Vincent Bostic, 31, filled a fake penis with his urine, which Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. On the way to the test, the couple stopped at a convenience store and asked a clerk to heat it in a microwave. They had wrapped it in a paper towel.

A shocked store clerk called police, thinking Creighton had put a severed male sex organ in the microwave. It turned out the object was fake, the type used to beat a urine test. Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature for the drug test, police said.

Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she's sentenced in November.

Charges were dropped against Bostic, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave.

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:shrug:

she asked, they agreed. the clerk freaked out. nasty and unsanitary. But where's the crime?

how they planned to heat the urine to only 98.6 degrees - and keep it at that temp. Bet the drug testing people would've looked at the guy funny if he handed them a steaming specimen cup. But maybe no more funny than the convenience store clerk looked at 'em on discovering the faux wang.