Lucky us! There's a porta-crapper right next to our driveway.

GoddessOfGuinness

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Sat Sep-16-06 07:10 AM
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Lucky us! There's a porta-crapper right next to our driveway.

They're replacing the storm drains on our street. I guess they put the outhouse here because our yard is the crappiest-looking one on the block.

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rug

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Sat Sep-16-06 09:09 AM
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1. So far, this is the headline of the day.

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WritingIsMyReligion

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Sat Sep-16-06 09:19 AM
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2. Are there any FReeps standing around it?

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Sat Sep-16-06 11:00 PM
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3. I think one might be stuck inside

There's this grunting noise...

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WritingIsMyReligion

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Sat Sep-16-06 11:19 PM
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6. ...

:rofl:

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Blue-Jay

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Sat Sep-16-06 11:01 PM
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4. Go leave a steamer in it!

That's what I'd do.

Then again, I'm kinda weird.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Sat Sep-16-06 11:30 PM
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7. It stinks on the outside...

I don't even want to think about how it must smell INside!

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El Fuego

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Sat Sep-16-06 11:15 PM
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5. Now everyone's gonna want one!

Be the first on YOUR block to get an outhouse!

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Sat Sep-16-06 11:31 PM
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8. Saves flushes

I wonder what they'd think if I walked out there to do my business instead of using my bathroom.

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Floogeldy

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Sat Sep-16-06 11:41 PM
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9. I dare you to tump it over.

While someone is in it.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Sat Sep-16-06 11:46 PM
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10. Ewwww...Then they'd NEVER

finish replacing the storm drains...and Mr GoG and I would both have to park in the driveway forever.

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trackfan

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Sat Sep-16-06 11:48 PM
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11. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth -

it could come in real handy in an emergency.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Sun Sep-17-06 08:54 AM
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12. Right. As soon as it's gone

my toilet will explode.

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