BREAKING: Wal-Mart Wanker apprehended - Democratic Underground

trof

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Wed Sep-27-06 05:12 PM
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BREAKING: Wal-Mart Wanker apprehended

Edited on Wed Sep-27-06 05:14 PM by trof

Turned in by co-worker.
Saw the tapes on TV.
"Hey! That's Jose!"

But that's not all...
Employees at a Wal-Mart in a nearby town identified him as the same guy who had done the same thing in their store.

It gets worse...
He did the SAME thing in the Winn-Dixie!
Damn!
The Winn-Dixie!
That's where I buy my damn GROCERIES, dude.
I don't want you in there wanking all over the produce and stuff.
That's just gross.
:-(

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trof

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Wed Sep-27-06 05:54 PM
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1. I should just start sending these things to MatCom News.

I know.
;-)

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Deja Q

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Wed Sep-27-06 05:56 PM
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2. GAAAAAAAAAH!

Did he mix up the sperm bank for the grocer's or something? I've heard of making a deposit, but never give your honey where ye pick up your Sunny (-D).

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