We haven't done this in awhile...TRUTH OR DARE!!!

Okay, I'll go first.

Truth.

*sigh* A verb-maker's job is never done. :hi: :thumbsup: :loveya: :yourock:

Damn, I suck at creativity on demand.

Haruka, flameuka,
Tiki-wikki-paluka,
Don't mess with her
Cause you'll get a hairball o' fur
She's the standuppinest bazooka
My Haruka,
Our Haruka,
The World's Haruka,
HOKA-HEY!

*trips on pom-pom*

Yo, watch those pom-poms spaz.

"Wave them around and fling them down". What kind of advice is THAT? :cry: :pals:

lacking as quality sex ed in our schools today.

don't bother asking me cause it tain't my fault http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veruca_Salt :rofl:

tripping on the wikki pedie. :loveya:

:rofl:

:yoiks: ack!

i know it used to be me, but that's fine :cry:

Bridgit!
Widget!
Common and give us a fidget!
Give us an R, give us an I,
Don't show us any no idgit!
Hoka-ho, Hoka-Hey!
Come on and see you all play!
Goooo, BRIDGIT!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

can i wash my scrimmage gear once a month x(

Don't tell G-----x! He'll freakin KEEL! U notty girl!

She noses & feels the screen when it's you! I swannee!:wow:

:hug:

:rofl:

Does my mind ever crawl out of the gutter to clean off?

:scared:

When I danced, in a recital once, the whole group danced one way and I went another (by mistake, of course).

Well, as if that wasn't bad enough. When I realized it, I ran back to the group...like an idiot. If I had just simply danced back to them nobody would have been the wiser. Stupid, stupid! :banghead:

I used to see people forget their katas (forms) in competition once in awhile. Sometimes they would stupidly stop, walk up to the judges and explain they forgot and if they could start over. Dumb move because it's an ultimate point deduction in lower divisions and a disqualification in advanced divisions. We're always told, if you forget, just make shit up and make it look good. Most of the time judges aren't from your style, so they won't know if you're making something up, and the lowest score is dropped anyway (so that will take care of the guy that does know you fucked up).

Plus dare is hard to do on-line!

Stuff like start a flamewar, etc.

after said dare!

Have you ever been in trouble with the mods before?

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:hi:

*trying not to get thread locked*

How old where you when you first had relations with a woman?

:) It didn't stop there, though. :evilgrin:

:yoiks:

:rofl:

pink taco on the side please... :rofl: :hi:

:rofl:

:rofl:

That'd be a let down.

Practice makes perfect. :D And I love to practice. :evilgrin:

Truth-What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone?

Dare-Start a thread you know will get locked.

:)

I don't know
I love chicks don't mind gays as friends but besides that?
Never had relations with anyone of the same sex
although i did do three chicks at one time

0-Exclusively heterosexual.
1-Mostly heterosexual, incidentally homosexual.
2-Mostly heterosexual, more than incidentally homosexual.
3-Equally heterosexual & homosexual
4-Mostly homosexual, more than incidentally heterosexual
5-Mostly homosexual, incidentally heterosexual
6-Exclusively homosexual

:)

:D

If a lesbian relates a homophobic attack carried out by a man, how is that anti-man in general?

He had no place attacking you or anybody else.

But you're 100% right, it isn't anti-man in general. Though the way most men behave, men generally deserve negative epithets whenever they are given.

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Had a few post work beers, got Creedence cranked up and I'm full of wisdom

I'm assuming that I'd only have to be driving the Hummer when I'm not walking or biking somewhere which is almost never so my impact on the environment would be negligible. I know that all men who drive a Hummer have a small penis but I don't care what others perception of my so-called sex unit is.

I don't think that martyrdom is noble. A wise man once said that no poor bastard ever won a war dying for his country.

I enjoy life too much to wish for an early death and my loved ones would miss me, even though my spouse would be a bit annoyed since we're taking two transcontinental trips this year and going in a Hummer instead of a plane will delay my arrival.

Some were good, some were bad.
But not with my current man.
I don't think my man would go for it.

whats your preference BUTCH or FEMME Or somewhere in between or both?

Probably because I don't consider myself either.

BTW, can you ask some truth questions for some of these people? I'm running out of ideas.

Flvegan or haruka3_2000?

No offense to Haruka, who is definitely good looking, but I am after all a product of my chemistry.

even though Flvegan is hot (and claimed ;-) ) You have to keep him guessing!

Even being the flaming hetro that I am, I still think Haruka is still very appealing

I don't want to confuse the poor boy. :D

:rofl:

When do you want to earn your toaster?

yay I love this game!

teacher...high school English lit (11th). In addition to this, one of my all-time favorite jock-rock tunes in middle school was Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher". There was a guy I worked with teaching summer school and he used to blast it until I could hear it coming down the hallways after the day was done and we'd screech all the way to our cars.

That and the fact that most guys I date seem to be guilty of having schoolteacher crushes, and that always makes me giggle. I, however, do not have lingering thoughts about teenaged boys' fantasies. Teenaged boys are naaaaar-sty. ;) There is something delicious about having a private life that would raise eyebrows, though.

Just kidding.

Kinda.

I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, soooooo bad,
I'm hot for teacher!!

Can you give me a time frame?

:hi:

RL

:hi:

RL

:)

sigh!!


is that person who you have on your ignore list still on it? has life been better since you have this person on ignore? should i do it too?

I could but only dream i was on the menu :)
Yes she is and I would suggest ignoring those who bother you.
As people with Pinecombs up their asses should be ignored :)
And if it's me sorry :hi:

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm



Truth. Yes, I'm a wuss. Sue me. :P

What was your most embarassing experience in school?

:P


Should I pick dare now, since that one didn't work out so well?

Um, um, um. This is hard when you're put on the spot.

She tried it and the mods joined in.

Otherwise they know you're just goofing off, and don't do anything about it.

Some of her views are tolerable enough.

Truth.

I insulted the girlfriend of one of my husband's friends. I told my husband that she was making eyes at him, but I just didn't like her.

:D

geez...

what's your biggest regret?

My biggest regret, although I don't truly believe in the concept of regret, is not dumping my ex sooner, before I had started another relationship that was emotional, if not physical, at the time of initiation. Although, it *did* become so, and I dumped him within days of that occurring....I still feel terribly about it...I broke his heart, irreparably.

Fuck yeah!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

miss you so....busy, busy, but i miss you terribly...

:loveya:

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: GAWD!

:D

that my cultural radar is pretty low-powered.

Don't know how to play any card games, either.

Redstone

You don't know how to play?

Someone asks "Truth or Dare?"

If you choose Truth, they can ask any question and you have to answer totally honestly.
If you choose Dare, they can dare you to do anything and then you have to do it.

Part of childhood culture (when it can be really vicious), more fun as a teenager, and even more fun as an adult :)


Khash.