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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 10:11 PM
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Foley's penalty should be to be beaten by Wilford Brimley nigh unto death
on national TV. Maybe even in the Senate chambers.

That would be sweet, delicious fucking justice!
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 10:13 PM
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1. Even better...
Brimley can only use his moustache to administer the beatings, and it MUST be dipped in oatmeal beforehand.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 10:16 PM
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2. I was thinking a baseball bat with nails sticking out of it
and maybe a roll of hurricane wire.

But if you want the softsell, then, well, that's your prerogative.

:shrug:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 10:20 PM
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3. His moustache is tougher than nails
And the way he cooks his oatmeal... :scared:

Suit yourself! But I bet my version could rake in a fortune on Pay-Per-View! I could invest in a Kinkade Gallery with the winnings.
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 10:29 PM
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4. I thought it said, "Foley's penalty should be beating off Wilford Brimley"
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BrewerJohn Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 11:37 PM
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6. .
:spray:
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 11:41 PM
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7. Once you've had the 'stache...


Okay, I just threw up in my mouth a little. No - a lot.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 11:23 PM
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5. With the ax from the Thing.
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-03-06 11:45 PM
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8. As usual, good ole Rab suggests the perfect solution
I salute you!

:beer:
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