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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 09:50 AM
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Favorite non-obscene obscenity?
In other words, it sounds like it ought to be something dirty, but isn't. Mine is diptwaddle. At least I hope it isn't anything obscene; if you know otherwise, tell me so I'll stop saying it in public.:)

And you?
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 09:51 AM
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1. codswallop nt
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 09:53 AM
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2. just plain ole DAG
dag nab it
dag burn it
dag gum it
dag dag dag dag!!

LOVE IT!!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 09:54 AM
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3. dorkusamongus...
:hi:
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 02:52 PM
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10. and you can sing it to 'Hail to the Chief,' too n/t
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 09:54 AM
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4. fiddle dee-dee...
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trackfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 10:26 AM
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5. coldcock
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 10:27 AM
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6. gin soaked poppin jay. Love that expression.
No clue what it means, but it sounds good.
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 11:24 AM
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9. Pretty much the guy living in the White House dead on
See? http://www.bartleby.com/61/59/P0445900.html
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 10:30 AM
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7. ISHKABIBBLE!
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 10:35 AM
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8. Son of an unnamed goat
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 03:16 PM
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13. Oh, I can't believe you said that!
:o
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 02:56 PM
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11. Spam-for-brains.
Though, perhaps that should be considered a bit more obscene than it really is.
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 03:10 PM
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12. "Oh Fudge!" n/t
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 03:34 PM
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14. Masticate
to chew
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 03:36 PM
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15. Aaw, fiddle.
My mom says that.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 03:36 PM
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16. Bob Saget.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 03:40 PM
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17. I got a clean obscene phone call in college...
...I answered the phone in my dorm room (I was a freshman) only to hear very heavy breathing and a male voice saying, "I want to make love to you..." I giggled and hung up. :rofl:

I recognized the guy's voice and I figured out who it was, but he still denied it when I asked him about it. :rofl:

NOTE: if you ever decide to make an obscene phone call to anyone, please make it worth their while. :rofl: :rofl:
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 10:34 PM
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19. This could be a great standup routine
or maybe a bit for The 40 Year Old Virgin II
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CanonRay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 03:40 PM
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18. "Sow"
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Glorfindel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 10:38 PM
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20. A non-obscene obscene Limerick...
"There was a young fellow named Herkin,
Who was always jerkin his gherkin.
His mother said, 'Herkin!
Stop jerkin your gherkin!
Your gherkin's for firkin, Herkin.'"

Not an obscenity in it, but it SOUNDS awful.

:evilgrin:
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 01:08 AM
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21. jee-haw whimmy diddle
this is a toy they make in appalachia and the fact that I just contributed it to this thread just shows how totally bored I am
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sweetheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 01:43 AM
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22. "you have a moderator message"
About no post in particular, but you'll be banned for your thought crimes.
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-05-06 02:53 AM
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23. Mother Puss Bucket
Got it from Ghosbusters
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