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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 09:40 AM
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I purchased a large magic boulder after 9/11
I was told it would prevent terrorist attacks, there hasn't been a terrorist attack since 9/11, so my super-expensive magical boulder MUST be working, right?
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Fierce Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 09:41 AM
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1. No. It's my sparkly magic toothbrush.
When I brush my teeth, I tap dance like the instructions say, and that's what's been keeping us safe since 9/11.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 09:44 AM
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3. You're all wrong
its the magic herb I have to smoke daily that keeps us safe, and I'm running out so someone better mail me a large amount of it. If you know what's good for you. IM for address. :hippie:
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noahmijo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 09:48 AM
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5. LoL you know da guy I bought them two magic boulders from?
he says he's got the best stuff. He knows a guy on the force. Everybody knows that grass from da pig's farm is the best ;)
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 10:47 AM
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7. Sgt Stedanko?
n/t
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noahmijo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 09:42 AM
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2. Yea well I'm better than you I purchased TWO BIG magic boulders
The guy in the alley who sold em to me, his brother knows a guy who has like some kinda magic espn thing where he can use his mind and project the magic or whateva into the bouldas to make em you know active in stopping anymore terrorist attacks.

So far they were worth every penny of the 4 g's that I paid for em.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 09:45 AM
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4. Well, why didn't you buy it BEFORE 9/11?
the "since 9/11" thing is so over
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 09:54 AM
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6. No shit, right? That's one that's I've been scratching my head
over too.

It was 8 years between the last two terrist attacks. It only stands to reason that the security measures put in place after Bush LIHOP on 9/11 would make it even more difficult to commit another act on American soil.

Just because there hasn't been another attack doesn't mean one is not being planned.


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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 10:52 AM
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8. You did buy the RNC- endorsed boulder, right?
Because that is the ONLY boulder with the capabilities to deter terrorists. It also spreads freedom, y'know.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 01:18 PM
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9. you're all wrong -- it's my vintage manolo blahniks
that i bought at an auction with provenance that said they would prevent terrorist attacks.

i have to wear them at least once a day with my vintage dior ball gown.
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 01:45 PM
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10. God bless you and your dedication to our safety.
:patriot:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 02:04 PM
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11. why thank you -- i'm going to go put them on right now -- just for that!
:patriot:
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