If I wanted to steal a kiss from you - Democratic Underground

MoseyWalker

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:20 PM
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If I wanted to steal a kiss from you

what would you have me say first?

:)

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wildhorses

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:23 PM
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1. if I told you, then, it wouldn't be stealing

now would it?:P

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:23 PM
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2. My dear MoseyWalker!

Good question......I'm not sure!

Something sweet and sexy, though........:blush:

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Dangerously Amused

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:40 PM
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3. Pucker up Hot Stuff, here comes the Excellent Extreme Kiss-O-Rama Machine!

Loudly.

In Spanish,

but with a Scottish accent.

To the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy.

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MoseyWalker

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:42 PM
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4. thinkin' 'bout swoonin', but

want to take a vote here. Anybody else swooning, or am I just experiencing low blood sugar?

:rofl:

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Oct-05-06 09:24 AM
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17. If you prefer we can substitute Swahili for Spanish

...and a Cockney accent for Scottish. But then it would have to be in a high falsetto.

Sorry, but Yankee Doodle Dandy is non-negotiable.

:hi:

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Sugar Smack

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:42 PM
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5. BWAAAAHAHA!! Holy shit!

You are MADE OF GOLD. :spray: OMG!

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Oct-05-06 09:35 AM
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18. I confess: I stole the idea from Sugar Smack in a mind meld.

I thought, "What would my sexy sista Sugar Smack say?" And = poof! = there it was.

So now you all got the kissin' goods on both of us. Have at it, I say.

:7

:hi:

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Bossy Monkey

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:50 PM
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9. Babelfish to the rescue!

I'm sure some actual Spanish-speaker can translate it properly, but Babelfish is oh so much funnier:
¡Pucker encima de la materia caliente, aquí viene el extremo excelente Besan -O-Rama la máquina!

especially when you translate it back:
Pucker upon the hot matter, comes the excellent end here Kiss - O-Rama the machine!

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MoseyWalker

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:52 PM
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10. you had me at

pucker!

:rofl:

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Oct-05-06 09:16 AM
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15. LOL!

Babelfish is great. Thanks for that, all I had to do was imagine it with a Scottish accent, to Yankee Doodle Dandy, and it was as if my dream man right right there. = sigh =

:7

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caty

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:46 PM
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6. If you are going to "steal" a kiss, don't say anything.

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MoseyWalker

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:48 PM
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7. but then

I might get smacked

and that could be in a good way or a bad way.

scary!

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ThomCat

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:48 PM
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8. "Come here."

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Deja Q

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:47 PM
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11. Look out, I've got a camera covering...

:rofl:

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Guava Jelly

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:50 PM
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12. that you were not a guy

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skygazer

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:51 PM
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13. "Trade you my Ferrari for a kiss"

That would probably do it. :hi:

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MoseyWalker

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Wed Oct-04-06 05:55 PM
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14. does it for me! I could get

a lot of donated money outta that

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buddhamama

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Thu Oct-05-06 09:16 AM
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16. Kiss me you fool !

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