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Orrex

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Wed Oct-04-06 03:59 PM
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My coworker has huge boobs

I wish he'd wear a vest or something.

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Orrex

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Fri Oct-06-06 03:10 PM
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1. Is this thing on?

Gee, I thought at the very least it would degenerate into a "show us your tits" thread.

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RedStateShame

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Fri Oct-06-06 03:11 PM
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2. I, myself, expected pictures of birds.

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NewJeffCT

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Fri Oct-06-06 03:11 PM
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3. How about a man-zeer?

or whatever it was that Kramer said in that Seinfeld episode...

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Orrex

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Fri Oct-06-06 03:12 PM
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4. It was The Bro

But that's a fine suggestion.

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ghostsofgiants

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Fri Oct-06-06 03:13 PM
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6. No, Bro sounds too ethnic.

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Orrex

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Fri Oct-06-06 03:17 PM
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7. Good call

I'd hate to risk offending the guy when I ask him to holster his boobies.

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Richardo

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Fri Oct-06-06 03:24 PM
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9. "It's, uh, whattaya call it, supercilious."

My favorite Frank Costanza line.

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buddhamama

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Fri Oct-06-06 03:12 PM
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5. he needs to get himself a manssiere

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One_Life_To_Give

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Fri Oct-06-06 03:22 PM
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8. Why a Vest?

Do you want him to hide them or feature them? And why?

They are like natural and beautiful things. So shouldn't they be held up high?

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Orrex

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Fri Oct-06-06 03:29 PM
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10. Well, if it's a Kevlar vest

They'll be reasonably concealed and generally restrained.

I suppose that it's just a matter of personal aesthetics, but he simply doesn't catch my eye in a favorable way.

His milkshakes do not bring all the boys to the yard.

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One_Life_To_Give

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Fri Oct-06-06 03:50 PM
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11. They make compression vests to conceal them

I think it linked at Gynomastia.org or soemthing like that.

But since I am seeing way more guys today with noticable breasts. Probably not much point in trying to hide them away. Might as well go ahead and feature them.

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