What would happen if Santa got drunk on Christmas eve?

Wonk

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Tue Dec-23-03 06:25 PM
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What would happen if Santa got drunk on Christmas eve?

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greatauntoftriplets

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Tue Dec-23-03 06:26 PM
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1. Santa always had a beer at my house.

didn't he everywhere?

:shrug:

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imax2268

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Tue Dec-23-03 06:27 PM
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2. He would be arrested for SUI...

Sleighing Under the Influence...

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mmm

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Tue Dec-23-03 06:28 PM
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4. he is a very thirsty Santa

he sucks up with the best of 'em

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Cleita

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Tue Dec-23-03 06:27 PM
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3. Santa doesn't drink on Christmas Eve? How did he get that red nose then.

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Tue Dec-23-03 06:44 PM
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5. Hmmm, I wonder if that constitutes "fair use?"

Edited on Tue Dec-23-03 06:46 PM by WannaJumpMyScooter

Mine, from about, oh.... 4 years ago or so

On edit, he did size it and crop one of the feet out...I guess it is modified enough. I like the alley better, personally... just my psychotic city mind.

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Wonk

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Tue Dec-23-03 10:41 PM
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7. Yours? Which side of the camera were you on?

:evilgrin:

;-)

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Tue Dec-23-03 11:41 PM
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8. On the photoshop side, of course... If that were me, the hat would

be a bit, uh... higher.
:evilgrin:

Seriously, I guess that is flattery that it gets around like that.

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readmylips

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Tue Dec-23-03 06:58 PM
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6. Santa should stay drunk the whole month of December...

I could spend my money doing something more constructive, other then spending it on Christmas crap made in China.

I don't see any Christmas displays dedicated to Christ. Isn't this suppost to be the celebration of Christ's birth or baby Jesus? Somehow, that big fat guy saying ho...ho..ho, has kicked the bejeezus out of Jesus.

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