The most annoying person of the day is

A woman comes to the store today in a Taurus and parks in the fire lane. Now, the store has a small parking lot, so a car parked in the fire lane makes it very difficult for other drivers to back out of the parking spaces.

A man comes in the store and says he backed into the Taurus. He's going to wait until the owner comes out so they can exchange information. My co-worker and I proceed to page the owner of the Taurus for an hour, but never got a response.

We decide to call the police. The car is in the fire lane, it's causing dangerous situations in the parking lot, and for all we know it's been abandoned.

A half an hour later the cop shows up. Only then does a woman come out of the store to claim the Taurus. Turns out, the whole time we'd been paging her she'd been this woman in one of the register lines having issues with coupons and sales that started today. She had completely ignored the fact that we'd been paging her, even though the whole scene outside was visible through the windows.

The cop ends up writing her the ticket since she was parked in the fire lane. Instead of complaining to the cop about the ticket, she came in and complained to us because we called the cops.

YOU'D be the one on trial.

I would have waited for her ass for no more than five minutes.

is.... so anytime we have to back out...we have to be careful not to hit her crappy car.

Now she lives in her parents house and is a republican waitress that hates everyone and anything...she spends most of her free time drunk....

Now one of my friends hit her car on the way out of my driveway and did the decent thing...she left her phone number....

And much to my delight madam retard didn't even call her...she just ignored it and started to move her car out of the way....I figured she must have actually taken personal responsibility for being such a giant asshole.

Does... not compute.

not many people would have, very likely including myself.

the "world revolves around me...don't you know" kind of people.....

I think cops could stand outside our local grocery store and ticket people to their hearts delight ....I would even be for that ...

You are supposed to cater to ME. MY wants, MY wishes. I don't care what the circumstances are, I'M always in the right.

... or, that's the attitude of today's American... :shrug:

in that place. :crazy:

The few, the blessed. Everyone should have just stood aside till she chose to come out. Her business was more important than you serfs will ever understand. You should be hanged, drawn, and quartered.

It'll never happen again.

Just remember to bow and scrape, and always fire from behind a pile of pallets larger than you. Leave no witnesses.

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If it makes you feel better, people often think I'm a guy, too. :P

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:loveya:

You look like you had a good time with everyone. One of these days I need to meet some more DUers.

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Now it's off to the shower with me already, then to work. x(

It never ends. :crazy:

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