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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 12:48 PM
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If you could find the Frequency of Bushies* ear piece and pirate it...
Edited on Wed Oct-11-06 12:50 PM by texas1928
What would you have him say?


I would first tell him to put his hands over his pectorials and then say "I'm a pretty, pretty girl"

Or

"Okay, george we are going to try a different track. We are going to have you admit to everything."
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 01:43 PM
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1. Well I thought it would be funny.
:hurts:
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VeggieTart Donating Member (698 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 10:10 PM
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2. "I have been playing my Christian base for suckers
I lied you into a war in Iraq, and I really don't give a damn what you think. I'm just going to do what I've always done: let somebody else clean up my mess. Yes, I'm a draft dodger and a deserter, and I love war so long as my ass isn't on the line. I'm not pro-life. I don't give a damn about anything except money."

Should I go on?
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 11:03 PM
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3. "Anyone here up for a threesome with me and Condi?"
That just might finish him off with the base.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 11:38 PM
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4. "Karl Rove, Karen Hughes, and Elvis have left the building"
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 11:42 PM
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5. Ask this dude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2Yx7h9TZII

:rofl:
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 11:48 PM
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6. Where did you find that?
That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! :rofl:

I want his job. :)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 12:00 AM
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9. Somebody posted it a couple months ago
:shrug:
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 11:50 PM
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7. OMG that was hysterical
Thanks, I needed that/
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 01:32 AM
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10. I have seen that...
It explains alot.
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 11:50 PM
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8. "Sic gloria transit mundi,
Edited on Wed Oct-11-06 11:51 PM by Book Lover
you bastard!"
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 01:34 AM
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11. "I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse"
...
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 03:04 AM
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12. Either have him do Andy Kaufman's 'Foreign Man' routine, complete with
an impersonation of the President of the United States (but no Elvis...the idiot's not worthy, though his predecessor was ), or have him do the obsessive Rain Man take on Abbot and Ciostello's "Who's On First" bit.

Or, even better, the classic bit that Steve Carrel does on-air in Bruce Almighty when Jim Carrey's character is sabotaging his anchorman job.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 03:07 AM
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13. OMG!!!! Forrest!
How the fuck are you doing? I was going to PM you and ask where the hell you where.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 03:34 AM
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14. I am the hell here!
:D

Hi! :hug:

I was AWOL for a while, but now my Lost Weekend Week Month I'm-Really-Not-Sure-Exactly-How-Long-(But-It's-Been-A-While) seems over, at last...just very busy, battling pathogens, and semi-awake for way too long. All in all, I'd much rather have been here. :-)

How has it been dangling, of late?
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 03:38 AM
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15. Overall, pretty good.
I've been busy having fun, getting in trouble, you know? The usual.

:hug:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 03:40 AM
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16. Having fun, getting in trouble...
they go together like peas and carrots. :D

The usual is unusual, usually. :yourock:
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 04:07 AM
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17. The lyrics
to "If I Only Had A Brain."
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-12-06 05:07 AM
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18. "I'm a liar. Everything I've ever said while campaigning
and while in office has been nothing but a big f*cking lie. And to think you morans fell for it. Hahahahahahahahah :rofl: "
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