I walked out to the lanai to throw a banana peel into the wetland, and as the peel was in the air, a deer bounced out of the rough and gave me what I think is a Very Dirty Look. She stood there for a while, and I didn't move, and then she ran around for a while and disappeared back into the thickets.

I love being close to nature! I have about 20 wild turkeys that walk through my yard once or twice a day, as well. And I have a hawk who likes to sit on my roof overlooking the wetland thingy. And shitloads of rabbits. Christ, they breed like Mormons.

Whenever I come home in the dark, I take the driveway slowly - one of these days I just know a deer is gonna be standing there.

The deer usually snort at me and stamp the ground to convey their hatred of me. I try to woo them, but they snub me anyway. Damn snobby deer. The freaking turkey diss me as well, I know it.

A deer growled at me once...

:rofl:

Who are you Rose? Dorothy? :rofl:

I don't know. That just cracked me up. Lanai. I never heard anyone say that expect for on the Golden Girls.

:)

I'd never heard it until I lived in Hawaii. It does sound oddly out of place for a guy living in *undisclosed location which is NOT Hawaii*.

And yeah, I checked his profile too to see where he lives at.
Hope it's some tropical locale and not Idaho or something.

...it did sound as though I were assuming you were an ignoramus. Sorry about that. But, I'll leave it, just in case someone's wondering.

I believe Rabrrrrrr-land is a place where there are lots of cows and dairy production.

And continues to refer to the lanai as the lanai.

It was only a couple years ago that I realized that southerners also use the term.

;)

Now go back to the lanai and watch the rabbits fuck. :silly:

not a smart thing to do, but had no choice with the circumstances...anyway, a deer nearly took me out - scared me to death!

Oh wait, that's someone else's line! sort of...

I hope Peggy sees this!

That made me laugh out loud, my dear GoddessOfGuinness! :rofl:

NOW KILL HER!

FEEL THE HATE, PEGGY!

KILL HER

KILL HER

And then your journey to the Rabrrrrrr Side will be complete, and we will rule DU -- TOGETHER!

You are seriously cracking me up!

Feel the hate?

No fucking way, baby!

I'm not cut out for ruling, anyhow.........:rofl: :rofl:

:rofl:

We were camping in the backcountry of Shenandoah. I woke up early to watch birds. I went away from the campsite to pee, and after I finished, a deer went over to inspect it. The next thing I knew, I was being followed by the critters...

selling your pee to deer hunters.

If it works that well, and if you are willing to sell it for a dollar less a bottle than deer pee, you'll be filthy rich.

Maybe $9 nowadays.

:rofl: Seriously, that would have scared me momentarily too... :P :)

What's next - are those mean bunnies giving you nasty looks with their beady little eyes?

http://llamabutchers.mu.nu.nyud.net:8090/Bambi.jpg

"Hey Bambi - let's go make Rabrrrrrr scream like a little girl, again!"

:evilgrin:

down to the frame, while four armed squirrels stand watch, in less than 30 seconds.

They also like to push old people down.

And I caught them grilling one day on my grill, and I could swear it was at one of their own, though I could never prove it, since it was mostly eaten and slathered with barbaeque sauce.

Sorry. :)

You're very fortunate to live so close to nature like that. I envy you! :thumbsup: