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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 06:40 PM
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Man, why does this beer taste like shit?
Not the beer in my signature line, mind you. That's a good Czech Pilsner.

No...the one I'm currently drinking was brewed in Milwaukee

On a side note, Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century. In fact, it was originally an Algonquin term meaning "the good land." I think one of the most interesting things about Milwaukee is that it's the only American city to elect three Socialist mayors.

But, that's neither here nor there.

This beer still tastes like shit.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 06:41 PM
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1. Are you drinking Schlitz?? Pour the Schlitz out.
If it's Blatz, burn the fucking stuff.
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 06:42 PM
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2. could be cos its shitty beer
ya reckon:P
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 06:43 PM
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3. Dunno, but
I'm currently enjoying a fine, frosty Stella Artois while thinking about it's eleven brothers and sisters in the fridge.

Sucks to be you. :P
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 06:43 PM
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4. As soon as this baby's done I'm moving on to a Bellot
Ahhhh...
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 06:44 PM
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5. quit drinking shittenbrau!
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 06:45 PM
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6. I assure you that it's not just the beer talking, but
BWAHAHAHAHA

:rofl:

:toast:
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 06:48 PM
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7. Milwaukee's Best Light? The official beer of the WSOP?
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PittPoliSci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 07:23 PM
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15. the stuff that tastes like metal floating in water.
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 08:19 PM
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16. I'm used to it, but also enjoy an oatmeal porter ...
http://www.highlandbrewing.com/beerstyles.htm
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 06:50 PM
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8. Milwaukee's "Best"?
You'd probably be better off using it to put out fires.
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Road Scholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 06:59 PM
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9. Hey put thay beer glass down. It has a fecal sample in it!! NT
:wtf:
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 07:00 PM
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10. Life's to short to waste on bad beer
Pour it out and get something good.
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Road Scholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 07:03 PM
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12. LOL Good one. Really!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 07:03 PM
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11. Party Time! Excellent!
But not with bad beer. Why not simply cut out the middleman and pour the beer directly down the toilet?
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 07:04 PM
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13. Somebody got the reference.
And, sometimes, it's fun being the middleman.
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 07:05 PM
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14. Either it's just bad beer.
Or perhaps it's gone skunky.
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