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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 12:32 PM Original message |
Is there any way to get this kid to stop growing? 8" and 10 lbs in a year |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
1. Find out who's been slipping him cow milk and make them stop. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 12:42 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. He is. |
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belladonna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
2. He is SUCH a cutie-pie!! |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 12:43 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. He definitely grows in spurts. |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 01:24 PM Response to Reply #4 |
17. that is definitely the way to get a kid to grow |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 01:35 PM Response to Reply #4 |
20. LOL! |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
5. He's obviously juicin' |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 12:47 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. He likes lemon and lime juice |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 12:54 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. OMG, I remember a customer's kid that liked it, too. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 12:56 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. That's the kind he likes |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
7. Get him to start smoking. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 12:52 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. But that'd cost even more than buying him pants! |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 12:55 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. Nah, my sister drank it starting really young and I got into it in HS. |
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mark414 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 12:52 PM Response to Original message |
9. wrap his feet up tight, and make him sleep in a small wooden box |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
13. Good morning, my dear LeftyMom! |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 01:21 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Yep, he's starving for sure. :) |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 01:48 PM Response to Reply #15 |
23. OMG, when he's a teen you're going to be pulling your hair out. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 01:55 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. He's eating me out of house and home now. |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 01:57 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. I'd suggest teaching him collectible card games |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 02:00 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. He's already addicted to classic Trek. I suppose I could teach him to role |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 02:03 PM Response to Reply #28 |
31. There are some girls playing D&D. WW would |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 02:06 PM Response to Reply #31 |
33. Damn it, now I'm trying to imagine his charachter sheet. |
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tjwmason (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
14. Stop feeding him so much meat. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 01:22 PM Response to Original message |
16. He'll be able to beat up flvegan soon |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 01:26 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. Damn it, you're revealing my secret plan. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 01:33 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Well, you will need someone big on your side |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 01:37 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. But what if they create thier own voting bloc? |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 01:42 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Yes...if he's smart, the kid could play this to his advantage. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 01:58 PM Response to Reply #22 |
27. Ugh, you mean he could turn into LieberKid? |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 02:06 PM Response to Reply #27 |
32. No, I'm sure you have taught him more integrity than that |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 02:07 PM Response to Reply #32 |
36. I hope so. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
24. No more milk! |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 02:00 PM Response to Original message |
29. you are gonna have to beat the girls away with a stick!!! |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 02:01 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. He doesn't have a DU account and already the ladies are flirting with him |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 02:06 PM Response to Reply #30 |
34. who me?? |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 02:07 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. Yes you |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 02:23 PM Response to Reply #35 |
38. Look who's Talkin'!! |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
37. Cigarettes and Coffee should stunt his growth. |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-16-06 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
39. You could try tapeworms... |
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