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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:28 PM
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Poll question: What should I leave out for Santa?
The kids want leave him chocolate chip cookies. But I feel he gets tired of the same old thing... What do ya think? :shrug:
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mot78 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:29 PM
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1. Beer!! JUST BEER
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
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Limbought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:31 PM
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3. Jack Daniels & Fig Newtons
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:34 PM
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7. Eww
He won't be able to drive his sleigh after that! :hurts:
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Limbought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 11:22 PM
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27. "Hey baby, it's cold outside ......."
He needs something to ward off the chill.

Jack is a GREAT chill warder offer!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:31 PM
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2. Stomach nostrums
He's gonna be in rough shape after all those milk and cookies.
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:32 PM
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4. Santa really shouldn't be drinking and sleighing
I vote for brownies and add a nice tall glass of milk.
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sleipnir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:34 PM
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8. It's cool, Hermie's the DD tonight!
Santa's had a rough week, now that Saddam got found, he had to find him a present. And Bush still wants to be Master of the Universe, which Santa has already promised to Al Gore in 2019.
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:33 PM
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5. Too much sugar gives me heartburn
and if Santa's anything like me you better leave some Pepcid out for him too.
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Bozola Donating Member (992 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:33 PM
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6. Single malt Scotch!

How'dya think the ol'Bastard keeps his nose red all night? Beer's not going to do the trick, at least not without having to stop and p**s on all the trees all bloody night...


I'd think GlenMorangie, Côte D'or, Burgundy cask conditioned would do nicely for a cold flight.
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Cry Freedom Donating Member (101 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:35 PM
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9. Just remember:
Whatever you leave will be insignificant, but it is very important that you leave it. :crazy: :silly:
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:37 PM
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10. Beer, so he can crash into my house.
I wonder if my insurance covers sliegh crashes...lol
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:41 PM
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11. Coffee and a giant pancake!
Well... it always worked for me!
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:43 PM
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12. That's a new one
:silly:
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Piperay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:44 PM
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13. Popcorn
that's my favorite! :9
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:46 PM
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14. a reliable flight plan and a good radio
or he'll get shot down over New York or Washington by John Ashcroft.

:freak:
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:49 PM
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19. *snarf*
I forgot about that :crazy:
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kixot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:46 PM
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15. Scotch and hookers?
Just figuring his demographic and all.
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:47 PM
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16. A bear trap in the hearth? n/t
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:48 PM
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17. we also used to leave out a carrot for the reindeer
My mom would gnaw on it and toss it out in the front yard for us kids to find. I was "this" close to disbelieving santa, until I found that carrot!! Made me believe for a couple of more years..lol
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Santaclaus Donating Member (44 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:49 PM
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18. I'd like a cold beer and some danish butter cookies
Maybe a hustler
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 08:56 PM
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20. Bad Santa!
:spank: :crazy: :silly:
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FreakinDJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 09:14 PM
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21. I didn't see the Big Fatty and a Hieniken button
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 09:15 PM
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22. i didn't leave him cookies!
i left him cheeeeeeeeeeeese!
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 09:27 PM
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24. The final result was:
Nuts and beer :toast: :party: Santa is a happy guy this year!
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FreakinDJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 09:18 PM
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23. I didn't see the Blow Job button
Hell I'm the one who spent all my money on these ungreatful kids. I should at least get some thing to smile about
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DieboldMustDie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 09:57 PM
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25. I have a hunch Santa likes...
the very same things you like. ;)
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 10:23 PM
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26. A double shot of Crown Royal and nice little bud of some good chronic.
And bag of Cheetos for the road.
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The Undertaker Donating Member (152 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-03 11:43 PM
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28. beer and pickled herring
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