Cooking dinner for my in-laws tomorrow night. Question.

Fuzz

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Tue Oct-17-06 09:49 PM
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Cooking dinner for my in-laws tomorrow night. Question.

What kind of poison works best and is least detectable?

I keeed. I keeed!

They're good people.

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Drum

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Tue Oct-17-06 09:49 PM
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1. Spinach?

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Fuzz

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Tue Oct-17-06 09:51 PM
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2. Ah-ha

first post and we have a winner!

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Generic Brad

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Tue Oct-17-06 10:11 PM
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3. Finely ground glass

Edited on Tue Oct-17-06 10:11 PM by Generic Brad

I will rip out the intestines from the inside and will not show up on a blood test. But if you really insist on poison, unidentified mushrooms from your nearest city park might work.

I have read way too many crime novels.

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Fuzz

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Tue Oct-17-06 10:12 PM
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4. Um, yeah.

Say, about that dinner invite. Something came up.

:D

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Floogeldy

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Tue Oct-17-06 10:14 PM
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5. That is a weird, upsetting and sick question.

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HEyHEY

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Wed Oct-18-06 12:23 AM
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8. I take it you're an in-law of his?

Edited on Wed Oct-18-06 12:26 AM by HEyHEY

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Wed Oct-18-06 10:13 AM
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10. It's weird, upsetting, and sick

that some people's brain cells from the parts dedicated to humor are so thoroughly burned out.

Sad, really.

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Fuzz

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Wed Oct-18-06 10:48 AM
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13. I'll admit my sense of humor is at times dark and

not everyone's cup of tea, but sheesh.

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Rowdyboy

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Wed Oct-18-06 12:22 AM
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6. Southern deep fried spinach with cream gravy sounds pretty good to me

Edited on Wed Oct-18-06 12:23 AM by Rowdyboy

Maybe add some bacon bits, butter and sour cream....

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MountainLaurel

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Wed Oct-18-06 10:14 AM
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11. Don't forget the fatback!

:evilgrin:

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Ellen Forradalom

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Wed Oct-18-06 12:23 AM
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7. Czarnina

Polish duck's blood soup.

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cleveramerican

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Wed Oct-18-06 12:25 AM
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9. don't answer the doorbell

tell em something came up.

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LostinVA

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Wed Oct-18-06 10:30 AM
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12. Nicotine

No, this isn't some anti-smoking thing... for real.

There's a reason Agatha Christie used it as a murder agent... (I THINK in "Crooked House").

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