BWAHAHAHA!!! Some Hummer drive just got told off in front of my house.

The neighbor's kids were riding their dirtbikes around in the street. Some asshole in a hummer just LAID ON THEIR HORN at the kids. I mean, this was like a 15 second honk. Naturally, I look out the window and one of the kids flipped off the hummer and screamed, "FUCK YOU HUMMER!"

The kids are alright.

:rofl:

to shove it the other day for a similar reason.

Good to see the kids can read too.

...well, not all, just most of them, but what does a woman get out of driving one? Today some inconsiderate bitch driving one pulled out of her street in front of my mom who was driving (I was riding). The bitch saw us perfectly well as she was looking at us directly, there was nobody behind us once we passed but she waited until we got a little closer and pulled out in front of us at a damn near stand still forcing mom to hit her brakes and slow down behind her.

Now what the fuck is up with that? :shrug:
My guess she was purposely trying to show that she could cause she's big and bad in her Hummer or...she can't afford the payments and was trying to make us rear-end her.

There is no reason to have one that I can cocieve of. Everything they are capable of doing can be done by something smaller that gets better milage and costs WAY less.

I used to have this habit of flipping the bird to anyone on the road who was driving the hummer. Childish? Yes, definitely. But, it was loads of fun, until....

I was on the highway (2 lanes, no shoulder, jersey barrier divider) and did my thing at a hummer next to me when the guy sweeps into my lane, forcing me almost into the guard rail, screaming at me the whole time! Ironically, his window was up and it was an H2 so there was no possible way I could hear him. He pulled back at the last second saving my car from total destruction.

Here's the funny part. After the incident I texted my friend the following, "MAN! Some dickhead in a hummer just tried to run me off the road!" to which he replied:

"Usually when the words 'dickhead' and 'hummer' are used in the same sentence, it ends better."

I laughed so hard I almost wet myself. And I stopped pissing off people in Hummers.

However, I tend to flip Hummer drivers off, except for the one guy I know that drives one. I wave to him, but I inform him I give the finger to all other hummer drivers.

and on you. I laughed when the ELF burned down those Hummer dealerships up here in the PNW a year or two ago. It took guts to do something like that.

Unfortunately, the same week, they also burned down the hydroponics lab at the UW. You know what they used to grow in there?

Three guesses...

:hippie: