Monica Lewinsky Blasts Dean Over Clinton/DLC Remarks.

Monica Lewinsky today laid down the gauntlet to Presidential
hopeful Howard Dean for his disparaging comments about former
President Bill Clinton and the Democratic Leadership Council,
the organization Clinton founded to power him to the
White House. Dean as much as stated that Clinton was out of
touch with today's political reality and that the DLC was the
"Republican wing of the Democratic Party."

"Howard Dean is a awful little person that should go back to the
woods or whatever," Lewinsky stated in no uncertain terms as she
hurried along rainy Rodeo Drive with an umbrella and holiday
packages and a pink poodle. "Bill Clinton was the best President
that I or the nation have ever had," Lewinsky declared, "and the
DLC was a brilliant mechanism to gather moderate and swing votes
at a time that the Democratic base had shrunk to dangerous levels.
To call the DLC the Republican wing of the Democratic Party is
like calling Rousseau's followers the Republican Wing of the
French Revolution. It's not only outrageous, it borders on calumny
or something."

Lewinsky brushed off questions about running for a political office
of her own some day. "For all things, there is a season, turn, turn
turn," she said with a sly wink. Then she returned to the Dean
comments: "It just gets my goat that Mr. Governor Doctor Howard
Know-It-All can get everybody upset all the time. Bill Clinton had
the incredible knack to calm people down and feel their feelings
for them and make people think everything was all right even when it
wasn't. If Howard Dean was twice the man Bill Clinton was, I still
wouldn't go out with him." At that, Lewinsky jumped in her red 2004
Hummer and sped off into the wet Beverly Hills evening.
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I'm not sure exactkly where I heard this. I have several
radios and TVS and ticker-tapes going all at once, and am
usually on the phone with several advisers and consultants
simultaneously. I believe I heard her being interviwed
and all I could do was take it down with a dull pencil on
the back of a nearby Christmas card. More likely soon from CNN,
etc.

:thumbsup: A-Schwarzenegger. I'm really starting to look forward to reading your postings!

or Joke.

Funny either way.

sounds pretty funny..

nt

Excellent!

I love that someone asked for a link. LOL.

Go out with him? Is that what they're calling it now? Because to me, going out means something different than giving head and having phone sex. A hummer? She drives a Humvee? Now that's progressive. We should all listen to Monica Lewinsky. She's such a role model, I'm sure all the candidates are waiting breathlessly for her endorsement, hahahahaha!

On edit - well, hell, I thought it was for real!

keeping those other candidates in line.

It looks like he's holding his tummy or ... something.

Too funny!

:D

I don't know whether to laugh or to cry about this earth-shattering event.

:crazy:

:evilgrin:

If I were Hillary I'd hire another PI just in case

Kinda says it all, doesn't it?

you had me going there for awhile...

...that Monica won't "go out" with him. LOL!

"The best president I ever had."

Priceless!

I think you can figure out the "B" :evilgrin:

it's a verb.

could get. It will probably help Dean.

It worries me that you say "I'm not sure exactly where I heard this."

Here's part of your post: "Howard Dean is a awful little person that should go back to the woods or whatever," Lewinsky stated in no uncertain terms as she hurried along rainy Rodeo Drive with an umbrella and holiday packages and a pink poodle.

Pretty specific. And you supposedly took this down with a "dull pencil on the back of a nearby Christmans card."

Spare me.

You propose I did *not* take it down with a
dull pencil on a nearby Christmas card?

Great satire!:evilgrin::toast:

For the first paragraph I thought it was real, but then it hit me, your "Monica" was a little too politically knowledgeable.

The real Monica would have said, "Why Dean doesn't even have the hair to carry Bill Clinton's comb!" Or "Howard Dean, I find him hard to swallow." :silly:

If you are saying this is original humor, then it is in the wrong forum. I find it "conventionally funny" (i.e., unfunny), myself. What it lacks in originality it makes up in poor taste.

If this is not original humor there should be a link.

next person I suppose but this is a sad post for a Democrat board.

if you get what I'm saying. (wink, nudge)

Thanks!

:eyes:

er, why do we care about what Monica Lewinsky thinks?

if you get my drift here.

n/t

>To call the DLC the Republican wing of the Democratic Party is
like calling Rousseau's followers the Republican Wing of the
French Revolution."

Does this mean she's *for* or *against* the French Revolution?

>Lewinsky brushed off questions about running for a political office
of her own some day. "For all things, there is a season, turn, turn
turn," she said with a sly wink.

Would it be that outrageous? I say, Go, grrrrl. Why shouldn't she?
That's not a stone in your hand, is it? Millions of people every
day *don't* have sexual relations *with* a lot less *for* a lot less!

:eyes:

:D

n/t

It is all revolting, undecent, not nice,
insinuational, made up, conventionally
unfunny, and not nice. Those who are without
stones etc... The whole interview would be better
be buried and forgotten, as the liberal media
has choosen to done with it.

I was taking it all seriously :P

That's pretty farking sweet. Did you send the Christmas card to a relative?

Now that's funny. I can see it now ...