Why the FUCK did they have to invent Viagra!!!

Dukkha

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Mon Oct-23-06 12:27 PM
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Why the FUCK did they have to invent Viagra!!!

I DO NOT NEED 50 EMAILS A DAY PUSHING THIS SHIT ON ME!!!!
DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS TACTIC WILL SELL MORE? FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY!!!
:rant:

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Jack_Dawson

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Mon Oct-23-06 12:28 PM
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1. Why'd they invent the Internet?

I think that's what you hate. DU aside.

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Haole Girl

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Mon Oct-23-06 12:29 PM
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2. Sounds like you need a gmail account my friend

Once I got gmail, all that crap went into a junk mail folder automatically....even the purposely misspelled stuff! :hug:

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LostinVA

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Mon Oct-23-06 12:31 PM
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3. But, it's a CUREALL!!!

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Mon Oct-23-06 12:58 PM
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12. Heh...tell that to my friend that ended up in the ER with one of those 4+

hour erections.

:rofl:

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LynneSin

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Mon Oct-23-06 12:31 PM
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4. I love how they misspell the word Viagra in all those emails

because they know that most email filters will filter out anything with the word Viagra in it so instead you'll get emails for V!agra, Viagara, Vlagara, etc. etc.

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Dukkha

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Mon Oct-23-06 12:32 PM
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7. YES those are the ones I'm getting

Edited on Mon Oct-23-06 12:57 PM by Neo

the misspell tactic is so spam filters cannot block them based on the subject line

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HEyHEY

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Mon Oct-23-06 12:31 PM
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5. Sounds like someone is in impotence denial

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LynneSin

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Mon Oct-23-06 12:32 PM
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6. Here is why it was invented......

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hfojvt

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Mon Oct-23-06 12:34 PM
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8. some people aren't able to fu$% off and die

without it.

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jakefrep

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Mon Oct-23-06 12:37 PM
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9. Because it's more profitable to give an old white guy an erection

...than to solve real diseases. (quoting Toby Ziegler)

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Deja Q

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Mon Oct-23-06 12:42 PM
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10. Bob Dole says "Don't mess with Bob Dole's miracle cure!"

Must've sold well in 1996... :crazy:

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cobalt1999

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Mon Oct-23-06 12:55 PM
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11. one good thing...it might save a few of these....

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Deja Q

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Mon Oct-23-06 12:59 PM
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13. Men (and women) use THOSE as, um, substitutes?

:wow:

:scared:

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La Lioness Priyanka

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Mon Oct-23-06 01:02 PM
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14. no in some cultures its considered a cure to erectice dysfunction

rhino horns, tiger nails etc

weird much

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Deja Q

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Mon Oct-23-06 01:04 PM
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15. Very weird indeed.

And hopefully viagra will replace the rhino and tiger component. If I recall, rhinos (and tigers) are on the endangered species list. :(

Thank you for the edification. :thumbsup:

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La Lioness Priyanka

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Mon Oct-23-06 01:08 PM
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16. welcome,,,,

they are on the endangered lists...unfortunately viagra is too expensive to be on the market in small villages in china and india where this crap is practised..

sigh for ignorance!

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Dukkha

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Mon Oct-23-06 01:40 PM
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19. also harp seal penis bone

yes, apparently harp seals actually have a bone inside theirs.

http://harpseals.org/hunt

The facts show that about 40% of the seals are actually skinned alive. Adults and resisting mothers are shot and/ or clubbed and skinned and in the case of males, have their penis bones removed. If convenient to do so, some of the bodies are then recovered and processed into pet food or used to feed the animals in fur farms.

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cobalt1999

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Mon Oct-23-06 01:22 PM
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18. LOL.

I didn't think anyone would take it that way!

Lioness got it.

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Guava Jelly

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Mon Oct-23-06 01:11 PM
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17. I love the stuff myself

at 40 some times the ol soldier needs a kick :)

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