Heartless Bitches.com-This site is pure fucking genius!

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/index.shtml

The Heartless Manifesto

Do really sappy, insipid, "always and forever" love poems make you want to puke? (and that goes for Bon Jovi lyrics too!)

Do you find typical "Women's Magazines" to be either stomach turning or pathetically laughable?


Are you sick of people who have confused objectifying women as sex symbols with female "empowerment"?

Are you tired of the walking wounded moping around expecting that the world owes them something because they are victims?

Do you find the likes of Michael Bolton and Kenny G. revolting?


Does the sight of an incredibly handsome man turn you off, because too many of them have room-temperature IQ's, and obnoxious or non-existent personalities?


Are you sick of lazy women who use emotional and sexual manipulation to get what they want instead of using their own brains and muscles?


Are you fed up with women who feel they HAVE to be in a "Relationship" in order to be whole, and will sacrifice their self-esteem and personal growth in order to avoid being on their own?


Are you tired of men and women who are emotional children, and won't accept responsibility for their actions or behavior?


Do you want to SMACK women who play "helpless" just to gain male attention and stroke male egos?


Have you run out of sympathy for your Female friends who continually whine about how awful MEN ARE, but then they keep dating the same kind of ASSHOLES, over and OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!?


Are you fed up with your Male friends who are looking to date a woman with the appearance of a supermodel, and yet they continually whine about how "women don't like nice guys - they only want good-looking assholes"?


Do the words "If you REALLY loved me...." turn your heart to ice?


Do you retch in response to "The Rules"?


Have you HAD IT with people telling you that you are TOO LOUD, TOO ASSERTIVE, or TOO OPINIONATED?


Do you wish you had a button that said: "Thank you for sharing, now SHUT UP and quit Whining!" ?

Are you utterly uninterested in pathetic individuals who seek attention by whining in their online "journals"?


Are you sick of guys who hit on you and you politely decline, and they keep pestering you and pestering you, and pestering you like some obnoxious, festering, pus-filled sore, until you finally have to WHAP them over the head with a VERY LARGE CLUE-BY-FOUR (tm)....?


Do you feel like you might as well "get hung for a sheep as a lamb", because no matter how POLITELY you try to turn down some guy's advances, you invariably get called a "Bitch"?

If you answered YES to all of the above, then Heartless Bitches International wants YOU. Heartless Bitches is now recruiting! Join up and be proud to use phrases like:

"Keep it in your pants, asshole"
"Oh why don't you just masturbate and get over it!?"
"No, you can't watch."
"Wah, fuckin', Wah."

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fwiw: :rofl:

I only use it on women I really like

I'm not even gonna say how I interpreted that.

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The only thing I differ on is, I have a couple of Kenny G albums.

Kenny G? :puke:

I'm white middle aged and suburban, cut me some slack!

The rant section is hilarious. Check out this response to an email sent to them:
http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/nopurpose.shtml

>>CBS Television network or any organization funded by George Soros.<<

Yeah, right. Because God forbid that anybody not so far right they're off the fucking PLANET should actually use MONEY to help get their viewpoint out there. You know, like ol' Rupert Fuckin' MURDOCH has been doing for decades. (He tucks his antennae in for photos, I swear.)

>>Not only do all of these examples have being far left Democratic in common,<<

Exsqueeze me? CNN is far left? Help us, Lord. He clearly pays as much attention to their actual broadcasts as he does to the actual content of HBI. CNN has been scrambling rightward and downward with everyone else since Fox News started making money and collecting viewers hand over fist. Edward R. Murrow must be tired of rotisserieing in his grave by now. (Just last week, I saw poor Walter Cronkite getting fitted for high-tech gears to make his own upcoming grave-spinning a smoother experience. Nothing like planning ahead.)

>>but they all share a single minded purpose of bashing President Bush.<<

Leaving aside the fact that even hyphens are too embarrassed to appear in his sentences, I have to point out that this assertion is one of the brainless classics of the We're Always Right. The fact--FACT, that dirty F word--that DUHbya and his administration have spent the past five years perpetrating all manner of fraud on the citizens of this country and the world at large does NOT mean that those who dare to point out such inconvenient facts are merely "bashing" the pResident. That's one of those pejoratives that all sides have taken to using, which is highly unfortunate. IMHO, it takes the very valid and vital criticisms leveled against DUHbya & Co. and reduces them to mere carping. Reminds me of folks who damn well should know better referring to FGM as "female circumcision," or pro-choice people collaborating in calling anti-choicers "pro-life," in each case perpetuating a lie. Um, no.

>>I'm not implying your Site, overtly bashes men,<<

Not YET. Of course, he's about to totally contradict this transparent attempt at back-handed "fairness."

>>is of a Democratic affiliation or slant, but I'm saying you're no longer entertaining opposing opinions,<<

But see, "no longer" implies that something was actually happening, and stopped. Beg pardon, but when was HBI going around pretending to be "The McLaughlin Group"? What inflection of "Heartless Bitches International" screams "equal opportunity forum"? Have I been missing something all these years? Or did Our Esteemed Author take a hot minute to notice ONE actual thing--the update date in the "Malebag" section--and proceed to extrapolate out from there like a mathematician on a cocaine jag?

>>maintaining a balance of thought and purpose<<

Because, of course, ol’ Swami Rabbitima here knows all and tells all.


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thanks for the cut & paste... :hi:

Do they?

They've infested the internets, all in its tubes

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"Are you sick of people who have confused objectifying women as sex symbols with female "empowerment"?

Fuck that. I'm 51 and as sexual as ever. It's not being a sex symbol it's celebrating our sexuality -- something that someone is ALWAYS telling us we're NOT SUPPOSED TO DO. When the hell are the faux feminists EVER going to get that?????

The problem I see is when men objectify women sexually by turning into walking centerfolds, but aren't man enough to deal with them one-on-one.

Men who know how to give a woman what she needs and mutually take a little for himself aren't the problem.

It's the wimps who are too fucking intimidated by real women who are the problem

The whole site is about not sitting around waiting for someone's approval. You're already there, and moer power to you! :bounce:

the idea, being pushed in the media, especially in those enjoyed by younger women, that dressing like a streetwalker and sleeping with any guy who asks is "empowering," when it's really just the same old "desperate for attention" neediness.

she found it a couple years ago, wrote her manifesto and was greeted with open arms. lol. She also recommends an amazing book:
Cunt: A Declaration of Independence Expanded and Updated Second Edition by Inga Muscio and Betty Dodson (Paperback - Oct 2002)
Did I mention that it's a poor plan to mess with her? and I'm so proud of her.

Sweet

She might enjoy The Bust Guide to the New Girl Order too. :)

Thanks for the link! :bounce: :bounce:

I LOVE IT! Thanks!

Be sure to visit the Nice Guys section, so that you have strong ammo for when one of those wankers comes on here whinging, like they do every so often.

This website saved what I laughingly call my sanity several years ago. *mwah* Heartless Bitches!