Deep thoughts.....

for Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously:
>
> 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
> 2. A day without sunshine is like. Night.
> 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
> 4. 42.7 % of all statistics are made up on the spot.
> 5. 99 % of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
> 6. Remember, ½ the people you know are below average.
> 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
> 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
> 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets
> The cheese in the trap.
> 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
> 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
> 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
> 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
> 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
> 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
> 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
> 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
> 18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
> 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
> 20 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
> 21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
> 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
> 23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
> 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
> 25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
> 26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear
> Bright until you hear them speak.
> 27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of
> Jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
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We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we
wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he
picked up in town.

"Because God is crying." When they say "Why is God crying?", tell them "Probably because of something you did."

:rofl:

:evilfrown:

25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

:rofl:

With the purchase of an additional Tibet of equal or greater value.

time for a new mechanic:rofl:

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Todd had come to believe he was impervious to dynamite. Todd had a lot of growing up to do. And a lot of blowing up. (This is a paraphrase.)

I love J.H.!