The Ultimate BAN Everything thread - Democratic Underground

radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 09:34 AM
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The Ultimate BAN Everything thread

let's just ban everything

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flvegan

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Tue Oct-24-06 09:35 AM
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1. Can we include a ban on banning things?

Seems like a good idea much of the time.

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meegbear

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:03 AM
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12. I want your banning of banned things BANNED!

Think of the CHILDREN!!

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:11 AM
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15. ban children

they cost too much to raise, and cause poverty

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:33 AM
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25. Not if ya put 'em to work

:evilgrin:

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:43 AM
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31. aaaakkk!!! CHILD LABOR IS BANNED!!!

how dare you expect a child to work!!!! That's only allowed by our corporations and far away from our shores where we can't see it because depressing issues will cause depression...

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flvegan

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:59 AM
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36. But then who will we ban from breastfeeding...IN PUBLIC!!!

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 11:03 AM
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38. no breasts in public

No breasts on any chest of any gender shall be exposed in public..

Breasts mean sex, and sex is dirty.. we got trouble in rivercity....

MEME to self: $300 fine for pun, and an additional $300 fine for a really bad pun

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Gruenemann

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Tue Oct-24-06 11:17 AM
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40. No, BAN CLOTHES

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 11:33 AM
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42. clothes are banned

and since nekkidness in public has also been banned - everyone has to stay in their homes....in their own rooms...with doors closed...and windows properly covered

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madinmaryland

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Tue Oct-24-06 09:39 AM
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2. Then it will probably get locked!

IBTL!!

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:20 AM
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19. locking of threads is BANNED!

no more... it get's people upset and they may run out to buy a weeble for comfort from a blackmarket terrorist fronted shop...

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:59 AM
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37. AS INSURANCE on Banning THIS THREAD

I issued a signing statement saying this thread cannot be banned...

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dipsydoodle

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Tue Oct-24-06 09:39 AM
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3. How do ban daid ?

stick a plaster on it ?

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:22 AM
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21. puns are banned

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dipsydoodle

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:43 AM
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30. I should've guessed that

:)

Plays on words too I guess including Bill Posters Will Be Band - a UK jazz/vaudeville band made up from ex-members of The Temperance Seven, Vivian Stanshall's Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band and Bob Kerr's Whoopee Band : http://uk.msnusers.com/BillPostersWillbeBand

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:48 AM
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34. it's banned because it causes injuries

when I read the post, I banged my head on my keyboard... I now have a space bar indentation in my forehead...

MEME TO COMPUTER MAKERS: Space bars on keyboards are now banned

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 09:47 AM
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4. saw this bumper sticker a few years ago...

BAN EVERYTHING - PROTECT THE EASILY OFFENDED

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novalib

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Tue Oct-24-06 09:49 AM
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5. No Project Runway Discussions?

Edited on Tue Oct-24-06 09:49 AM by novalib

Please say we can still talk about how Uli was robbed.

And please say that we can still talk about how Vincent really should have made it to Bryant Park!

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:21 AM
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20. banned! runways are banned!

airplane runways are banned - planes may crashland on them.. too dangerous

fashion runways are banned - encourages eating disorders

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novalib

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:26 AM
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23. Then How About

Anna Nicole Smith?

("She's so outrageous!")

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:47 AM
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32. With Pleasure!!!!

she is now known as BANNA-ed Nichole Smith

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bryant69

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Tue Oct-24-06 09:51 AM
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6. Even cream cheese?

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:17 AM
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17. especially blue cream cheese

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 09:55 AM
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7. Ban WEEBLES... tooo scary

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Horse with no Name

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Tue Oct-24-06 09:57 AM
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8. But but but

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 09:58 AM
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9. exactly....

and that's scary... it makes kids think they can't be hurt if they fall down... :scared:

and while we are at it - I'll even ban my toons...http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2466018

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Rosemary2205

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:00 AM
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10. Weebles used to be farm themed.

Farmer weeble, wife weeble, kid weebles, animal weebles. I loved those things........ whatever they are now that metal mouth looks spooky.

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:11 AM
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14. farmers are scary

One cut off the tails of rabbits, and farmer's wives cut off blind mice tails...

ban fairy tales and nursery rhymes - they encourage animal cruelty

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:01 AM
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11. BAN KOALAS

too cute and distracting... plus somebody might be allergic

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populistdriven

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:09 AM
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13. lets ban all radicals and anything with chrome on it

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novalib

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:14 AM
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16. Even FREE Radicals??!!

Are you suggesting that we ban FREE RADICALS?

Think of the antioxidants involved!

PLEASE -- THINK OF THE ANTIOXIDANTS!

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:18 AM
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18. aaaakkkk! BANNED!

ANTIOXIDANTS - they are ANTI aren't they??? banned banned banned...

oxidants are also banned...

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novalib

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:24 AM
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22. How About ------?????

Do you mean we would have to ban Auntie Mame??!!!

Auntie Auntie Auntie! Banned?

Say it ain't (close to anti) so!!

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:34 AM
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26. Auntie Mame - yes

BAD INFLUENCE ON THE CHILD! didn't you watch the movie????!!! AAAAAAAWWWWKKKK!!!! IT'S BEEN BANNED!!!!! ALL VERSIONS - especially the Lucille Ball version. (red hair has been banned - makes people with red hair feel insecure)

(which by the way - children have also been banned)

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CabalPowered

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:32 AM
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24. Barney! I want Barney banned!

Now! }(

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:38 AM
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28. me too but

the Barney Lobby Group (ILU-ULM Corporation: I Love you - You love Me) is too strong...

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slackmaster

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:35 AM
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27. I'm sick and tired of gouramis

Ban them too.

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:42 AM
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29. no kissing gouramis if you can't tell if they are of the

opposite sex or not.. if we allow non-obvious gender identification appearance kissing to occur - why, why, why the next thing you know Ricky Santorum will go running crazy-gollum like into the pits of Mordor

NO MORE GOURAMIS

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in_cog_ni_to

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:47 AM
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33. Shuttlecocks should be banned because

Edited on Tue Oct-24-06 10:48 AM by in_cog_ni_to

the word "co**" is part of that word.:wow: That's unacceptable! Children should NEVER be exposed to that word and since it's part of "Shuttlecock", shuttlecocks MUST BE banned! Besides that, children can get tangled in the Badminton net and hurt themselves and the Shuttlecock flies without much effort which means it's possessed by THE DEVIL!!!!:evilgrin: It's EVIL, EVIL, EVIL I tell ya! Shuttlecock?:scared::scared::scared:

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 10:50 AM
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35. now you are getting the hang of banning!!!!

:clap:

not only can you get tangled in the badminton net - but the word badminton has the word BAD in it..

BAD WORDS ARE BANNED!

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 11:10 AM
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39. HEY!!! HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!

IGNORING THIS THREAD HAS BEEN BANNED!!!!

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 11:31 AM
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41. haaaa!!!haaaa!!!!!!

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN BANNED FROM THE GD!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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dipsydoodle

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Tue Oct-24-06 12:36 PM
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46. I see you've been deported

Guess you'd better join Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Banned. :)

http://www.jesterradio.com/backroom/images/Beatles%20-%20Sgt.%20Pepper's%20Lonely%20Heart's%20Club%20Band.jpg

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novalib

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Tue Oct-24-06 12:21 PM
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43. Ban BAN

If we ban BAN, then would we also have to ban Right Guard and Secret?

And if we banned condoms, would they then be Rubbers Banned?

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 12:34 PM
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45. I think

we can stretch it that far...

oops $300 fine for puns... :spank:

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novalib

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Tue Oct-24-06 03:57 PM
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52. Ban Puns??!!

Do we have to ban puns, too??!!

We may piss off some North Koreans if we Ban Pun, John.

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Left Is Write

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Tue Oct-24-06 12:33 PM
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44. I think we should ban...

Bad dye jobs
Over-the-knee-knee-highs
Loafers
Fake wood
Mosquitoes
Candy apples (after all, I can't eat them)
Liver and onions

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 12:36 PM
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47. good and we should also note

fake wooden mosquitoes are also banned

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radfringe

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Tue Oct-24-06 02:58 PM
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48. kicking is banned

this is not a kicking post - it's a post to let you know kicking has been banned post

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Lilith Velkor

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Tue Oct-24-06 03:10 PM
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49. Ban the Lesbian Mafia AND their sensible shoes!

:hide:

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Tue Oct-24-06 04:01 PM
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53. I've seen a certain member's sensible shoes...

not really all the sensible...

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cwydro

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Tue Oct-24-06 03:12 PM
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50. I banned myself

last night:evilgrin:

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miss_american_pie

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Tue Oct-24-06 03:13 PM
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51. Picture threads

Internet flirting
Kudzu

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In_The_Wind

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Tue Oct-24-06 04:11 PM
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54. Let's ban wearing of clothing in public places!

:evilgrin:

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