Favorite 'Detachable Penis' song?

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
VIDEO!!!
But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

:shrug:

but the Beatles "I Wanna Hold Your Detachable Penis" is a close second, followed by Van Halen "Hot for Detachable Penis"

otherwise you have "Detachable Penis Dreamin'" by the Mamas and the Papas
and "Detachable Penis in the Streets" by several artists

the second i read your post?

another crowd favorite

No I don't think it is wrong nope not wrong at all.

"If loving you is wrong I don't want a Detachable Penis"

(in case you were serious)

where she says (about cops):

"You got your nightstick
your surrogate dick
so you can beat into submission
anyone who gives you shit
who disagrees with
your law and order bit
who has the nerve to call
your government
a bunch of bullshit
you got a look on your face
like your on top of the world
ain't no room in your world for girls
you're a man, the ultimate man
shoot your way out when you get in a jam
you're John Wayne woohoo on your metal steed
run around doing what you call good deeds
a new breed of hippie-punks better take heed
the left's a blight to be wiped
out by the right
and you power-boy defender of the right
your job's to kill the will of the left to fight
FIGHT!"

whew. (wipes forehead). I had to do that from memory, it's been years since I've heard that song and I can't find the lyrics anywhere online for some reason.