Question about Smoking and GD

What is the feeling about smokeless tobacco, I am just wondering about that because I don't have the energy to go into a flamewar anymore, that and I am enjoying a little pinch of Copenhagen right now. How sexy am I now Ladies? :rofl:


I am so ashamed of it, I only do it alone at home away from the world.

I didn't mind it.

It's vastly preferable to cigarretes, IMO.

It's not a huge winner with the ladies though.

Now i went out last Sunday with my little Mary Anne
She said please stay 'till Monday and she grabbed me by the can
She laid a big one on me- surprised me with her tongue
But her surprise was waitin' there between my cheek and gum

Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor chew
Copenhagen, drivin' pretty girls wild

So I went to the movies with my little Peggy Sue
I had my dip there in my lip just like I always do
She didn't know I's spittin in my Coca Cola cup
She took a great big swaller and then threw her popcorn up, Whoa!

Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor chew
Copenhagen, drivin' pretty girls wild

The moral of this story is so very sad but true
If you stay 'till breakfast friend, they'll wanna marry you
So try my little method and I promise you no doubt
Dip some Copenhagen if you wanna snuff 'em out

Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor chew
Copenhagen, drivin' pretty girls wild
Copenhagen, drivin' pretty girls wild

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You beat me to it. x(



Funny, though — I thought it was "Drive them purdy girls waaaald." :shrug:

worth their "snuff" woulda picked up on that right away! LOL

granddad had one in the bathroom and in the living room by his recliner. Nasty brown ceramic things. I knocked one over at least once.

Please extinguish all smoking materials prior to entering GD. Please fasten your safety belts, as this could be a bumpy ride.

(And chew? Boy howdy, nothin' sexier than a mouthful o'chaw juice! ;) )

I'm a closet chewer rather than a closet drinker.

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Still nasty, still cancer-causing.

I think that I am going to go back on the Wellbutrin. It helped me quit before by stopping me from yelling FUCK at random times. I started again when my wife left and I got all depressed and stuff.

I drink, and that is bad for me too. But I really find smoking and dipping repulsive and won't kiss someone who does it, without MAJOR amounts of mouthwash and time for it to wear off. On the other hand, at least you don't have second hand smoke when you dip. Just don't kiss me!LOL

:D

I had to give it up if I wanted my wife yo marry me. I had a really hard time, very addictive.

MrG had a friend ( a wonderful guy) who constantly carried an empty Dew bottle around and it really grossed me out. It doesn't take much to gross me out though. :hi:

Where I grew up, that's how you could tell whether a guy was local or not. :rofl:

:rofl: :hi:

along with the gun wrack in the back window, the dreamcatcher hanging from the rear-view mirror, and the nude female silhouette mud-flaps. ;)

:puke:

He did that all the time

Why would you do that MrsG...why?

:cry:

But then again I dated a guy who chewed for like 8 years. You know how many times I'd find his empty spit bottle underneath my car seat. But at least I didn't have to inhale secondhand smoke

:puke:

Just plain disgusting.

There are actually people that have nothing better to do than to worry about what you do at home that you have to feel ashamed to take a pinch in your own home.