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A pair of religious salespeople just came to my door. They wanted to prosyletize and give me little magazines full of nonsense. I'm sick, so it took me a moment to get presentable and corral my Siberian Husky before opening the door. I saw who and what they were, so I apologized for taking a little long to open the door by saying, "Oh! You're just in time! We have just reached the clima of the ceremony. We are nailing the virgin to the upside-down cross. We could use some extra hands. Won't you come in and join us for a nice warm cup of goat's blood?" They didn't even leave me one of their magazines.
Plus, AMC is showing old horror movies every morning. So far today, it's been Bride of Frankenstein and now Son of Frankenstein. I'll watch until Frankenstein's Cousin's Chihuahua comes on.
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