So I'm curious - straight married couples - how many of you are heading...

....for the divorce court now that New Jersey is allowing Same Sex marriage?

:eyes:

Yeah, I'm guessing that's a big zero, but I swear we're gonna hear the repukes claim that left and right that this will break up the sanctity of marriage. They're idiots

Now that the god-despising perverts have destroyed the sanctity of marriage, all of our marriages are automatically meaningless, and we're going to be forced into same-sex relationships (I sure hope the guy I get stuck with is cute...) :silly:

Of course I'll be avoiding Mass, NY and Maryland for similar reasons.

:P

I stay out of California as well for the same reason.:evilgrin:

And they have been getting married and divorced over and over for decades now, so they are the biggest hypocrites EVER.
Duckie

I mean really. When will those people stop trying to shove their lifestyles down my throat? Next thing you know they'll be ruining the sanctity of divorce too.


n.b. for the sarcasm-impaired:this post is :sarcasm:

I'll know why and let you know... :D

RL

:evilgrin:

about something, anyway. Same sex marriage today. Box turtle action tomorrow.

Rick Santorum was Man-on-Dog relationships. John Cornyn was Box Turtles

Geez, get yer homophobic repuke asshole senators straight!

:pals:

to keep these guys, uh, "straight".
Box turtles? What kind of mind thinks about sex with box turtles?
What a twisted bunch. They protect a pedophile in order to keep one of their guys in power. They lie about why we invaded Iraq. They make fun of a man suffering from Parkinson's disease.
And evangelicals align themselves with these guys?
What Bible are they reading? The special Satan's edition?
Bizarre.

to justify their actions. The rest is lined out with a black marker as "CENSORED"

just kidding...:) Congrats to NJ!...I can't wait until all states go the same route...

I was going to, but really what's the point now? Marriage means nothing! Hell, I bet next year New Jersey will allow people to marry box turtles. Damned gay agenda, ruining our dearly held sacred institutions.

Gah! And if I can't get married, I can't have sex. Shit. I'm going to die a virgin. Damn you gay people and your fucking civil rights!




For the complete morons...
:sarcasm:

Thought Massachusetts was going to have a corner on conducting Gay Marriage. Guess its not time to build that new Wedding Hall.

I mean, I've been married 28 years with no end in sight.
Couldn't you gay people try a little harder? How hard is it to wreck a marriage anyway?
The Republicans do it all the time.
C'mon. Try harder.
I'm not getting any younger, ya know.

if the NJ Lege ok's it. we'll have to move out of CA but no sacrifice it too great.

And If I recall didn't the Govenator veto a bill to allow same-sex marrige 3 times?

is that not that long ago, getting (or being) married at all, was pretty damned unfashionable. I avoided it for as long as possible. Everyone I knew just lived together....

...a nice woolly sheep. Now that gay marriage has opened the doors to all kinds of depravity, it's Flossie the Ewe for me! Baaaa!

Who needs sheep when you've got dogs right in your home?:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

There's such a thing as going too far.

misread post :crazy:

"Hon? New Jersey just legalized gay marriage. I feel our marriage is therefore THREATENED."
"What?"
"I say I THINK OUR MARRIAGE IS THREATENED! BY THIS NEW JERSEY RULING."
"Where?"
"NEW JERSEY."

She's in the kitchen and I'm out here.

"WHAT DOES NEW JERSEY GAY MARRIAGES HAVE TO DO WITH US?"
"I DUNNO. I JUST THINK IT DOES. EVERYBODY SAYS SO.
I THINK WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET A DIVORCE NOW."
"OK, HON. YOU KNOW BEST. YOU NEED ANOTHER DRINK?"
"UH...YEAH..OK...THANKS."

:shrug:

Funny you should mention this. I checked my work email and found this message:

Decision Taking Marriage Out of the Hands of the People of New Jersey Will Propel Marriage Amendment In Congress

Marriage Protection Amendment Drafted by AFM Is Essential to Protect Views of the Majority of Americans From Ongoing Activist Lawsuits

WASHINGTON, DC - The Alliance for Marriage called upon Congress today to pass AFM's Marriage Protection Amendment in the aftermath of today's state Supreme Court decision taking the future of marriage out of the hands of the people of New Jersey.

"This marks the second state -- after Vermont -- where radical activist groups have convinced state court judges to hold a gun to the head of the legislature," said Matt Daniels, president of the Alliance for Marriage. "The legislature will now be compelled to choose between two bullets -- all under court order. Either they create so-called 'gay marriage' or they create a civil union scheme that is identical. Either way, the people of New Jersey lose the right to decide -- freely and democratically -- to choose the course that is best for them, their families and their children."

"Given the continuous attacks upon marriage in courts across the country, AFM's Marriage Protection Amendment is clearly the only hope for the American people to determine the future of marriage under our laws," Daniels added.

The Alliance for Marriage filed an amicus brief in the New Jersey case decided today arguing that the legislature of New Jersey was fully entitled to protect marriage as an institution that seeks to ensure that more children will be raised in a home with a mother and a father.

"Most Americans believe that gays and lesbians have a right to live as they choose. But they don't believe they have a right to redefine marriage for our entire society," said Daniels. "Americans wan t our laws to send a positive message to children about marriage, family and their future."

"The constitutional problem created by almost a decade of activist lawsuits to destroy our marriage laws demands a constitutional fix," Daniels added.


I have no idea how I got on their mailing list.

just KNOWING that if "traditional marriage" isn't protected by no less than a constitutional ammendment, out marriage is doomed for sure. If we allow same sex marriage, all existing opposite sex marriages will instantly fail, and the "gay agenda" will surely have total control over us all.

We can only pray to our evangelical, wants-us-to-be-financially-successful god that the virtuous republicans will save us from this scourge. They are, after all, the only ones who can protect us.

OK, so they can't protect us from terrorism, but at least we won't lose sleep over those america-hating gays taking over our christian nation. Thank god!

Feeling better already...

and the plagues of locusts and the sky falling in, is really starting to piss me off.

Oh, wait.

No... nothing appalling has happened yet. heeee.

And we've had legal same sex marriage for a while.

in protest against this abomination.

now I'm going to be ignored by both men AND women. :cry: We single girls just can never catch a break.

dg

And the fact that I can't express my relationship for Box Turtle

:cry:

I believe this will show the THREAT that straight couples feel from this.




180 days and they're going to be married to someone of the same-sex. It's a shame.

Everyone's kids are now going to turn gay too.

Heart patient or not, he's on his own. I have my principles.

...to make the house more inviting for our state-selected box turtle spouses.

I'm applying for my toaster TODAY!

:bounce:

Toasters just ain't gonna make me switch teams.

I want one of those Roomba Vacuums or at least a Cusinart Panini Maker

Not worth going lesbian if I'm not going to get some good applicances out of it!

Like, be a celebrity, or have an all-women threesome for your "first time," etc.

(notice how I'm making this all about sex)

Did you overnight my pies? That only would have cost like $50.

and pushed south on I-95

NO MORE!!!

:D

we both got so drunk we wound up marrying them too. I now have a husband and wife and so does my wife. I suppose the rightwingers were right; it is a a slippery slope into polygamy. Oops. We slipped. When Massachusetts said it was okay we held onto the edge of slide for dear life, but now that NJ has said it was okay we just couldn't hold on any longer ;)

Hell I even gave up shaving because of it!

I suppose this is me now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnVUcehZgjU

I mean, I'm figuring if you're allowed to get married now then why can't I share with the world my love for my box turtle?

I'm a lesbian, who used to have a pet box turtle. Her name was Fleetwood, because that's the name of the road she was walking down.

1. Get a divorce

2. Change gender preference

3. Find someone who will live with us

4. Marry that person

5. Endure all the fun n' games of a relationship

6. Supreme Court overturns same sex marriage

7. Forced to divorce or annul

The hell with it; who needs sanctity.