DU LADIES: Now is your chance to brazenly solicit my affections!

short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 01:38 PM
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DU LADIES: Now is your chance to brazenly solicit my affections!

C'mon. Hit on me. You know you wanna.

Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh-oh-oh-oh?

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Boudicea

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Thu Jul-31-03 01:40 PM
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1. To what end?

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 01:54 PM
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5. What's this?

seeking to justify the means, *-style, are you?

;-)

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radwriter0555

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Thu Jul-31-03 01:41 PM
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2. **WHACK** *THUMP*

Thud.

Smack.

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Kookaburra

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Thu Jul-31-03 01:50 PM
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3. I'd like to tie you up....

...and forget where I left you.

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Jul-31-03 02:13 PM
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10. It would be more fun if...

you tie him up and use a feather on him. He would scream for mercey
in no time!

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jus_the_facts

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Thu Jul-31-03 01:52 PM
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4. .....you are brazen to be soliciting for solicitors......

......okay here ya go!:spank:

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 01:55 PM
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6. oh, you

didn't need to reply - you're still on my short list from back in the Whatabildeberger days! :evilgrin:

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jus_the_facts

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Thu Jul-31-03 02:22 PM
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12. *blushin'*

....Ooooo...I already made your *A* list did I?!:evilgrin:

:hi: SBP!

Affectionately,

Amber;-)

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 02:28 PM
Response to Reply #12

14. the shortbus shortlist

for sure!

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jus_the_facts

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Thu Jul-31-03 03:03 PM
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15. Uh oh.....

....that wouldn't fall under the classification of a shortbus-succubus would it! :D

...if so then I'd just have to get me an avatar like this :evilgrin:

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 03:27 PM
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17. succu-huh?

sounds OK to me. :evilgrin:

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jus_the_facts

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Thu Jul-31-03 04:12 PM
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28. LOL.... I *hear* ya......

...but just what might that sound like I wonder?!:evilgrin:

Succubus:
Date: 14th century
: a demon assuming female form to have sexual intercourse with men in their sleep.

...it'd be this coming outta that bus window instead!:D

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Jul-31-03 03:27 PM
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18. What about...

ME?

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 03:32 PM
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20. I dunno

never trust a lady with a feather in her hand. What's the safe word?

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Jul-31-03 01:56 PM
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7. Is that...

A roll of half-dollars or are you happy to see me?;-)

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 01:58 PM
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8. certainly

happier to see you than the latex products from that other thread...

;-)

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Jul-31-03 02:02 PM
Response to Reply #8

9. OH...

Waht a big tent you have! Can I see what makes it so Big?

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Jul-31-03 02:17 PM
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11. Didn't your father tell you...

Never give a woman an opening like that?

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 02:25 PM
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13. if you liked the opening,

wait'll you see the plot development and climax! Or is it another deus ex pocketpussy for me?

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Jul-31-03 03:22 PM
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16. Oh, so your...

good at climaxes are you?

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 03:28 PM
Response to Reply #16

19. good as I get, I suppose

BUT NO CLIFFHANGERS, DAMMIT!

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Jul-31-03 03:33 PM
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21. so...

your quick on the triger huh. Poor baby!

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 03:40 PM
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22. I just want to

:kick: my thread and whine about how I have fewer replies than that Gump schmuck despite my thread being the original and his being a cheap knockoff made in a Singapore sweatshop by underage pregnant former sex slaves.

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-31-03 03:44 PM
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23. Okily dokily.

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 03:45 PM
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24. Mmmmm...

your Ned Flanderism turns me on, baby!

:loveya:

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jul-31-03 04:17 PM
Response to Reply #22

29. I just want to kick your

<edited for content>

thread, too. :P

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catzies

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Thu Jul-31-03 03:47 PM
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25. I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you

but even then I knew I'd find a much better place, either with or without you... :P

OK, here's my lame attempt at picking you up:

Come to LA if you're a basketball fan. We'll go to Staples and boo the Lakers and I'll buy the beer. Booing the Lakers in their house is fun. It's a lot like being a Dem in Freeperland - you know you're the smartest one in the joint so anything they say can't hurt ya.

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 03:51 PM
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26. OK

next time I'm in LA I'll definitely look you up. I despise NBA "basketball," but that's ample reason to despise the Lakers, too, I suppose. The beer and the opportunity to practice my Church Lady Superiority dance are just gravy.

Oh, and it's probably best not to keep quoting the song, or else we'll get to that unfortunate and creepy "you better change it back or we will both be sorry" part, and that would be a thread killer.

:toast:

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catzies

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Thu Jul-31-03 04:10 PM
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27. Despising the Lakers is good enough for me.

:toast:

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WhataBildeberger

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Thu Jul-31-03 04:21 PM
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30. OK, ladies. How 'bout me, then?

See - I have lots more posts under my belt than that shady shortbus character, which should make me a more attractive potential mate, right?

DU cultural anthropologists? Hello? Should I put a plate in my lip or something?

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jus_the_facts

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Thu Jul-31-03 04:36 PM
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31. There he is.....the 'other' solicitor.....

...also soliciting strokes to his *medulla oblongata*...which is right brain and which is left brain?! :evilgrin:

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:03 PM
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40. Sorry, we don't do "right" or "left" brain

we're all about the "mushy middle."

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jus_the_facts

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Thu Jul-31-03 06:04 PM
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76. ...hummmm............

...all mushed into one eh....something to take full advantage of I'd say! :evilgrin:

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-31-03 04:37 PM
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32. Hubba Hubba!!

Whatabildeberger! *smooch*

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 04:40 PM
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33. I am SOOOOOOOO jealous right now.

:pout:

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-31-03 04:50 PM
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34. Dude,

you're not gonna get any further with that whole 'pout and whine' thing than Forrest did.

- And jealous of yourself? *LOL* Working up your 'split personality' defence for the day that Ashcroft files the charges...?

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WhataBildeberger

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Thu Jul-31-03 04:56 PM
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35. forgive young shortbus, Esso

although frankly, both he and I expected much more swooning and panty-throwing than has turned out to be the case with this thread. ;-)

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-31-03 04:58 PM
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37. Well, if it'll make you feel any better...

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:02 PM
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39. Hooah!

you just gave me a Tom Jones moment!

"It's not unusual
to be loved by anyone.
It's not unusual
to have fun with anyone..."

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jul-31-03 04:57 PM
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36. Yeah, trust me, dude

I've already tried it and it doesn't work.

If you're GOPisEvil, though, all you have to do is show up! Not that I'm jealous, of course. I don't get jealous. Not me. Uh-uh.

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:00 PM
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38. with GOP, it's all in the hat.

And to that I say, OLE!

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:05 PM
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41. Man

All this time I thought that was his hair! It's a hat? You sure?

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:06 PM
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44. seriously.

without the hat, he's just as lame as you! <ducks>

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:12 PM
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45. And stop calling me 'ducks'!!!!

Why, you....I oughta......

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jus_the_facts

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:14 PM
Response to Reply #38

47. ....buenos dias...sombrero'd hombre........

....ci ci!! *throws panties* :o

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:06 PM
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43. Yeah, but...

Dave frequently says nice things to me. Whereupon you typically show up and call him a suck-up. As if that were a bad thing.

Oh here:

Now quit being such a grump, Gump.

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:17 PM
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48. Look, a bluebird. On my shoulder.

Ah, yes. :D

I love everybody. Even ~~the groveler~~ the wonderful being here known as GOPisEvil. And I pledge to only say nice things to you at every turn.*

* = mostly

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:25 PM
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50. Nifty. That makes me feel so...

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:32 PM
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52. Please don't let that icon mean

frigid.

:D

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:35 PM
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54. It's

96 degrees up here. Right now I can barely conceptualise 'frigid' in any sense of the word.

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:42 PM
Response to Reply #54

57. Hellllllllloooooo, hot mama

We're having a heat wave
A tropical heat wave

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:46 PM
Response to Reply #57

60. No, no...think frosty!

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:55 PM
Response to Reply #60

68. Okay. Visualizing mountain vistas, glacial lakes....like a breath-mint ad

Is it cold in here, or.....no, that wouldn't be prudent.

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:36 PM
Response to Reply #50

55. lumpy and agitated?

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:39 PM
Response to Reply #55

56. That's not me...

that's your pants.

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:44 PM
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58. Oh, dude you've been totally harshed on

by the master. Mistress?

Whatever, she's good. Rowwrrrrr.....

Hey, look, I found your ego over here, hiding in the corner amidst the dust bunnies. Do you want it back?

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:47 PM
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61. He harshed first.

'lumpy & agitated.' Hrmph.

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:50 PM
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63. Oh, he totally deserved it.

I mean, what gall.

Okay, so I don't know if he's French but, still, the man has some nerve.

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:54 PM
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66. geez, you're right!

Now how did I confuse my two favorite sparring partners?

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-31-03 06:04 PM
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77. Maybe

they somehow linked in your mind.

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:45 PM
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59. It's because I don't pout...

...I whine - there's a difference! ;-)

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:48 PM
Response to Reply #59

62. Well, she seems to appreciate a fine whine

especially those Greek vintages.

Cool hat, dude!

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:52 PM
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65. You haven't seen the hat, have you? It is all-knowing and all-powerful.

:-)

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:57 PM
Response to Reply #65

69. No, I do believe that The Hat has yet to visit me

Should I dread The Hat?

Does it have cooties?

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:59 PM
Response to Reply #69

71. No. No tiny livestock.

Just charm.

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jul-31-03 06:00 PM
Response to Reply #71

73. Like

I need any more charm!

What?

Are you trying to tell me something?

Hmm. Nahhhhhh.

What?

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-31-03 06:02 PM
Response to Reply #73

75. I'm saying

the hat has charm.

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Jul-31-03 06:00 PM
Response to Reply #69

72. Nah...the hat is benevolent!

Plus, it knows how to party! :-)

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:50 PM
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64. Well that, and

you'll know where the Blue Angels are today. I certainly do.... :7

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:55 PM
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67. I think I'll go see the Angels in November.

My parents' house is right next door to Randolph AFB.

http://www.airshow.com/blueangels.htm

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:58 PM
Response to Reply #67

70. ooooOOOOooooh!

Your folks are 'jetsetters.'

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Jul-31-03 06:01 PM
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74. Until the time I left home...

...we always lived on or next to an Air Force Base. Being that dad was in the Air Force, it seemed convenient! ;-)

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Skittles

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:06 PM
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42. I WANT TO KICK YOUR ASS

BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ARROGANT F***. :D

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:13 PM
Response to Reply #42

46. YES!!!

Threatened by Skittles...

TODAY I AM A REAL DUer!

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:24 PM
Response to Reply #42

49. You're right! Go get him!

That'll teach him, and the short bus that he rode in on.

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:28 PM
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51. Dude.

Do not be standin' so close to him while you're egging her on.

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ForrestGump

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Thu Jul-31-03 05:32 PM
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53. Good point. Thanks for the tip.

Wouldn't want to get egged.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Thu Jul-31-03 06:18 PM
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78. Brew?

:-)

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short bus president

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Thu Jul-31-03 08:34 PM
Response to Reply #78

79. Can I make a substitution?

My beer's good for breakfast, too (Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout). ;-)

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Fri Aug-01-03 01:11 AM
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80. Sure...

I just had a Samuel Smith Organically Produced Lager.

If you can drink 5 of them and say that 5 times in rapid succession, you're holding up well...

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short bus president

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Tue Aug-05-03 06:59 PM
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81. Yep, it's time to resurrect this thread.

Because I'm feeling less than fully-loved tonight. :-(

And I lost at hangman, AGAIN.

Sigh. Nobody wants to ride the shortbus...

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SOteric

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Tue Aug-05-03 07:03 PM
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82. Does this help...?

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northofdenali

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Tue Aug-05-03 09:46 PM
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83. Hell, Whata Shortbus -

somebody stole my yak, decided it was 12:30 when it was only 8:30 and changed your name!

Brazen enough? Here's better - I can easily replace a yak with a moose................. and my cat can fly.

See? Sassy can fly.

These moose used to be yaks. Now they're praying they'll stay moose. People steal yaks. It's hard to steal moose. From the local paper:

Missing yak

Troopers received a report Monday morning from Roger Hendry, 54, of Delta Junction that one of his red cattle yak cows was discovered missing from his Cummings Road ranch on July 21. The cows had gotten loose, he told troopers and had been rounded up, but one was still missing. Evidence was found in the area and troopers have a suspect. Investigation is continuing.

http://www.news-miner.com/Stories/0,1413,113~7244~1546424,00.html

So, do I win, huh? I'm magic! My cat can fly!

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