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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 10:34 PM
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Sorry, but none of you sick perverts offend me!!!
Try harder, ok?? :evilgrin:
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 10:35 PM
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1. If you want sick.
Go visit rotten.com

Hawkeye-X
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 10:36 PM
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2. pfft, rotten is old and busted
:evilfrown:
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rumguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 10:37 PM
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3. go look in the mirror you sick, twisted fuck
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 10:43 PM
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4. there is a website called goat something or other that might do
it, you wild child. Go there. I dare ya.

RV, wishing I could remember the whole addie but
I was so blasted away from the opening screen it
all faded away.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 10:44 PM
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5. there's this other site, it's got a girl in a tub
but I can't quite remember the name, I know it ended in .com, now it might follow the standard super-hero title convention, like a man that was really super would be called superman...
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 10:46 PM
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7. *cough*
goat*e.cx?

Exchange s for * (since I don't want to get into trouble)
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 02:59 AM
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34. That was close
I'd just gone to look at it and moved on and a kid was about to look over my shoulder.
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 10:46 PM
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6. Digging too deep?
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 11:32 PM
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13. <<<shudder>>>
Who is that unfortunate photoshopped soul?!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 11:07 PM
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8. How's this?
You're dumber than Bush, meaner than Cheney, and your breath reeks of pickles.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 11:10 PM
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9. would you like me to offend you?
Are you sure I don't offend you? After all, I am a lesbian; I eschew everything that's made this country great (Christianity, mammon, celebrity-ogling, environmental destruction); I probably play baseball better than you do....

Offended yet? ;)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 11:11 PM
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10. Listen up you goateed ass gobbler
Contrary to what you may think, M.A.T.C.O.M. just keep you around to make themselves look better. Yep, that's right, you're the dork that people have in tow to brighten their chances with the ladies. Little did you know, not that you know much in the first place, I thwarted an attempt by your "brothers" to sign you up for "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge", and believe me, "Guy LeDouche" was really looking forward to watching you snap your misshapen neck on the "Rotating Surfboard of Death".

Bastard.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 11:23 PM
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11. I think you confused me with David!
He's the lonely single one. :D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 11:34 PM
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14. Yeah, rub it in!
:evilfrown:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 11:53 PM
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16. hehehe
Poor David! You'll always have your hat! :D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 11:55 PM
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19. Where would I be if the hat ever left me?
Lost and adrift...I should wash it, start treating it better. :D
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 12:12 AM
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23. that's OK., you proved your uselessness
by not recognized MXC when it's dangled right in front of you
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populistmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 11:30 PM
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12. What could I do that would offend you then?
I have never offended anyone before, so you'll have to help me. :shrug:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 11:54 PM
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17. steal my chocolate!
That'll offend me. :D
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populistmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 12:16 AM
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24. Maybe if it's a chocolate cock!


:wow:

There! Have I offended you, yet?
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 01:21 AM
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30. that's something to crow about!
I think MrsGrumpy said she had an inflatable one of those on her lawn! :o
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 11:36 PM
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15. Oh yeah, try this


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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-03 11:54 PM
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18. that's just creepy and wrong
But I am still intact! :o
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 12:05 AM
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20. I try
:evilgrin:

maybe next time.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 12:09 AM
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22. I love you.
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 12:21 AM
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26. Thank you
I love you too. In a platonic, non sexual, who the heck are you kind of way. :) :hi:
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 12:09 AM
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21. Just Got Over The Flu... Now, I'm Once Again, A Healthy Pervert !!!
:bounce::evilgrin::bounce:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 12:20 AM
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25. I'M COMING OVER WITH MY WHIP, ZOMBY
AS SOON AS I AM THROUGH FLOGGING GOPISEVIL
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 12:34 AM
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27. That's not an offense
that's a friday nite game plan.
lucky ZombyWoof..

dp
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 01:15 AM
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28. ASK DAVID LEE
JUST BECAUSE HE PAYS ME DOESN'T MEAN HE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME. SEVERAL TIMES I HAVE TO YELL AT HIM, "STOP SCREAMING OR I'LL STOP!!!!!"
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 01:17 AM
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29. SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!
I'll cut off your mic!!!
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CandyCrim21 Donating Member (257 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 01:23 AM
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31. I don't get it.........
Did I miss something? Is this serious or a joke?:shrug:
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 01:56 AM
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32. It's a thin line
and in this world, it's slowly disappearing like a chalk line in the rain.

dp
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The Undertaker Donating Member (152 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 02:00 AM
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33. I can make you sick....
go to shitcity.com or, if you want that extra puke-fest, go to www.anncoulter.org. :puke: :evilgrin:
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 04:45 AM
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35. Stomach this
If this doesn't offend you, there's no hope:

http://pub49.ezboard.com/btruechristiansunite
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 05:01 AM
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36. or how about this...
old rich white fascist corporate-whore plutocratic control-freak sexist classist fundie silver-spoon warmongering PNACers gloating with your best friend signing cherished anti-abortion bill?
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 08:50 AM
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37. I have some sexual fantasies that would curl your hair.
I'll mention them here...if you want! :-)
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 09:32 AM
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38. The Cosmic Truth is with Fred Phelps
We're all going to Hell. And God hates everybody except His Phelpness himself and his Holy Army.
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areschild Donating Member (952 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 09:52 AM
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39. Okay, you asked for it.
Now, this isn't easy for me..I'm too sensitive for my own good. But, remember, you asked for it, so here goes...

Don't rush me....Okay, I've got it...here goes....wait a minute....okay, now...

YOU...YOU...scumbag!


I DID IT!!

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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 12:22 PM
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40. Go into the forums
be advised that Vera Carp is involved
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areschild Donating Member (952 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 12:55 PM
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41. I'm made of steel now,
Nothing - nor anyone - can stop me! I'm a mean machine. Just hold me back cuz once I'm loose...
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 01:01 PM
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42. you don't offend me either
so there :P

when i start seeing a little more effort on your part, then i too may try harder.
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 01:18 PM
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43. uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm ----
lets see ! offending insult.....oh I got it you are a big doodoo head? You offended NOW??? BWAaaaHAHAhahahaa
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 01:23 PM
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44. You yak is a pathetic looking beast! I've seen better-looking SHEEP!
Did that work? :P
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 02:00 PM
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45. My yak
will fart, - not in your general direction - but rather specifically at you.

He's been eating rancid jammy pancakes. Trust me, you're about to be offended.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 02:23 PM
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46. Ewwwww
You fed him jammy pancakes AFTER I fed him caramel corn and chili beans? *dons biohazard suit* :P
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 02:25 PM
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47. I have too many
boogers in my nose to smell! :D
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 03:15 PM
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48. I visited that christian site offered above because *OBVIOUSLY*
Zomby isn't old enough. When I got down to the "scripture saloon"
I realized that maybe they aren't so bad after all...
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 10:40 PM
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49. Hey, I thought you said I offended you??? And here I was all
excited in my authentic Packer jersey and all. Sob!

;)
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 10:49 PM
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50. Ok, this is gonna end up deleted...
but I'll try anwyway. On one of the websites I host there's a story about a guy who digs up his dead lover's corpse. He had shot the guy in the head and killed him. After he digs him up he has sex with the bullet hole in the skull. It's bloody and disgusting. If the general description isn't enough to offend you I can send you the link to the actual story. ;-)
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-03 11:35 PM
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51. Does the link mention
What size caliber the bullet was?
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 12:33 AM
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54. Honestly
I don't remember. I formatted it and put it on the site and haven't read it since. I'm not much into skull-fucking personally. :shrug:
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ldf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 12:00 AM
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52. was that in a clive barker novel?
?????
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 12:24 AM
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53. No - just hard to imagine...
even someone that sick trying to penetrate a skull-hole caused by any handgun - can you say pencildick? Maybe he used a shotgun.

(this is getting perverse enough to offend even me.)
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