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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:32 PM Original message |
Help me with a punishment for a husband who eats crackers and cookies in bed! |
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Floogeldy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:36 PM Response to Original message |
1. As a distraction, you could put your mouth on him. |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:43 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. So, let me get this straight. I put my mouth on ... his mouth? To stop him from eating? |
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BlueStorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:36 PM Response to Original message |
2. Make him sleep in it? |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:44 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. Blue, he wouldn't even notice! He might not even admit he's doing it! |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:37 PM Response to Original message |
3. Yikes! We have a 'no eating in bed' rule here... |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:47 PM Response to Reply #3 |
9. Yeah, right. We have that rule, too. Fat chance on getting him to abide by it. |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:17 AM Response to Reply #9 |
29. the Mrs eats in her sleep.... |
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hippywife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 05:21 AM Response to Reply #9 |
53. If he's taken meds and doesn't remember |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-05-06 09:25 PM Response to Reply #53 |
58. He is now responsible for the crumb sweep ups. I have decided to |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:43 PM Response to Original message |
4. Give him the thinnest sheet you can find and a lumpy pillow |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:48 PM Response to Reply #4 |
11. Hey, that's not a bad idea! But he eats on the couch in the family room, |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:53 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. Ohohohohoh! |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:59 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. Sounds good! The implementation would be difficult, but satisfying. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:45 PM Response to Original message |
7. Sentence him to a life of eating only Olive Garden food? |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:50 PM Response to Reply #7 |
12. Maybe that's what I've been finding! Tiny slivers of breadsticks and that dust on top of them! |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:56 PM Response to Reply #12 |
18. I'm sorry. It was such an easy shot and I've had a rough day. |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:01 AM Response to Reply #18 |
20. Truce? Sure. Meet you at the Olive Garden, where you're family! |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:15 AM Response to Reply #20 |
28. Actually, there's this really awesome Italian place by me where you're really treated like family. |
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Gold Metal Flake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:45 PM Response to Original message |
8. Ice cold feet. |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:51 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. Not an option. He doesn't go to bed until 2:30 AM. |
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Gold Metal Flake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 01:37 AM Response to Reply #13 |
35. He's not playing fair. |
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astonamous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
10. Hide a cute little furry rat...fake of course...between the sheets. |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:53 PM Response to Reply #10 |
15. A furry little rat... you mean, my ex-husband? |
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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:55 PM Response to Original message |
16. diatomacious lubricant |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:05 AM Response to Reply #16 |
21. Now that I think of it, maybe it's sand from Ft. Myers Beach that got |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 11:56 PM Response to Original message |
17. Take away his cookies and crackers. |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:08 AM Response to Reply #17 |
23. Then he'll eat cereal and nuts in bed. No end to this problem, right? |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
22. Get creative.... |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:11 AM Response to Reply #22 |
26. Wow! That's pretty ingenious! I think I'll just take the easy route... |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:08 AM Response to Original message |
24. Eat Triscuits in bed. A lot of them. They are very crunchy |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:09 AM Response to Original message |
25. Just sweep the crumbs to his side and let him sleep in them. |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:14 AM Response to Reply #25 |
27. You know I actually tried that in the 1980s. He didn't notice the crumbs. |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:17 AM Response to Reply #27 |
30. How about, |
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LiberalHeart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 02:30 AM Response to Reply #27 |
37. Wait. This has been a problem for a quarter century? |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 07:45 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. Off and on, yes. He's husband number 3. I got a bed in another room. |
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wickerwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:33 AM Response to Original message |
31. Wait until he's alseep... |
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mad-mommy (884 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:51 AM Response to Original message |
32. get vacuum... |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 12:52 AM Response to Original message |
33. What's the big deal? |
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Nicole (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 01:07 AM Response to Original message |
34. Put sheets, blanket & pillows on the kitchen table |
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evlbstrd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 01:44 AM Response to Original message |
36. One word: |
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fortyfeetunder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 02:40 AM Response to Original message |
38. spread honey on him while he sleeps |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
40. My mom has complaints about my dad. However, after 40+ years of marriage, |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-05-06 09:27 PM Response to Reply #40 |
59. Yes, I agree. Decades of marriage without change are a good sign |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 07:57 PM Response to Original message |
41. Well, if it really bothers you |
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MrSlayer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 08:29 PM Response to Original message |
42. Give him...ummm...something else to eat instead? |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
43. Go to the pet store and get some little critters that wouldn't mind |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:52 PM Response to Original message |
44. Make him wear a bib to catch the crumbs. |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 10:56 PM Response to Original message |
45. You should have nasty kinky porn-star sex with him until he's really sorry! |
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Whoa_Nelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-03-06 11:08 PM Response to Original message |
46. Get a Dust Buster |
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Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-05-06 09:28 PM Response to Reply #46 |
60. Wake him up with a dust buster every morning, as it sucks up the crumbs. |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-05-06 09:29 PM Response to Reply #46 |
61. Good idea! I wonder what else I can suck up in that dratted thing! |
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Whoa_Nelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-05-06 09:45 PM Response to Reply #61 |
62. One time was vividly dreaming I was driving a Porsche |
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astral (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
47. Why cant he just eat the food in the KITCHEN |
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QuestionAll... (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 02:32 AM Response to Original message |
48. my problem is the snorin' hub. |
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QuestionAll... (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 02:38 AM Response to Original message |
49. this might work... |
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Nevernose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 02:39 AM Response to Original message |
50. Oral sex as both positive and negative reinforcemnt |
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CC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 03:33 AM Response to Original message |
51. If you agreed to make the bed each |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 04:25 AM Response to Original message |
52. Right before you get ready to go to sleep... |
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Bassic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-04-06 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
54. I refuse to help you because, |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-05-06 03:22 PM Response to Reply #54 |
55. OK. I'll try to observe your Bassic Rights! Thanks. |
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Bassic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-05-06 04:51 PM Response to Reply #55 |
56. Much appreciated |
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SacredCow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-05-06 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
57. Eat some pancakes with him.... |
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