A sweet note from a wife... (joke)

To my darling husband

Before you return from your Vegas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned
into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn't
get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
garage door is slightly bent, but the pick up fortunately came to a
halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind hearted personality you
will forgive me.. You know how much I love you and care for you my
sweet heart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
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a two car garage.
:rofl:

The woman must die.

...she is.

...an old atheist like me has got. I get a little weak if I'm within 50 feet of one. They are emphatically not a car. They are an emotion on wheels.

They have a warp drive. :headbang:

...and I know how I ultimately want to die. It involves a Ferrari and a very twisty Italian mountain road.

Oh man, would that be sweet.

:roflmao: at.

Me = hurt after seeing crunched Ferrari.

:eyes:

asshole republican hate-based liar with delusions of humanity - you can trust me!

She'd've at least driven it through the other side of the garage. ;)

:-)

Redstone

It's good to "see" you.

pretty good right now. We may be having Christmas in the Frozen North this year.

Hope all is well with you, hoss.

Redstone

is the best for you in the long run. :-)