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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 10:26 AM
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Why are those cows mad?
what are they upset about? what just goes on out in the pasture? I dont get it?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 10:32 AM
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1. They get really pissed off at us when we "moo" at them from our cars.
Apparently, we've got the dialect all wrong. :shrug:
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JohnLocke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 10:37 AM
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2. LOL
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 11:55 AM
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9. Snarf!
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demsrule4life Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 10:44 AM
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3. Cow tipping has a way of
pissing them off.
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Darwin2002 Donating Member (335 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 10:55 AM
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4. I can only speak for Florida cows, but their votes weren't counted either.
So they are pissed.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 11:56 AM
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10. And rightly so.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 11:00 AM
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5. x-files episode #315
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 11:12 AM
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6. i thought it was because we were making them
eat their cousins. that would make me angry.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 01:05 PM
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13. Well, I have a cousin . . . nevermind. Only if he weren't a cousin, of cou
:spank:

Since we seem to have no "embarrassed" smiley, a self-spank will have to do.
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 11:54 AM
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7. All the cows were contented
when Bill Clinton was President.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 11:55 AM
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8. One of them is in danger of being eaten by a chartered monkey
That's enough for all of them to be pissed
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 11:57 AM
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11. They were promised a thyme lawn.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 01:01 PM
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12. Pleather.
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 02:11 PM
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14. They tried to have a debate with a freeper
:D
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 02:14 PM
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15. It's OK now.
They're taking anger management classes which I did a bogus press release about here a few days ago and it sank like an anvil with zero comments and my feelings are STILL hurt.
;-)
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 02:57 PM
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18. I didn't get to read it but I guarantee you if I had, I......
...would have laughed my ass off...
...I mean, we all have a steak in this....
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 03:39 PM
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19. HAH!
That was sooooo punny!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 02:23 PM
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16. the guy who works the grill at our cafeteria at work
claims he only serves "happy cows".
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 02:28 PM
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17. I think if maybe you knew you were going to be slaughtered
and ground up for hamburger, you wouldn't be too happy either.
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