My liberal homosexual agenda is destroying the fabric of YOUR country! HA HA!!
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Thu Nov-09-06 01:47 PM
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My liberal homosexual agenda is destroying the fabric of YOUR country! HA HA!!
At least, that's what someone in the paper this morning said. :shrug: Chime in if your agenda (regardless of the sexual orientation of said agenda) is doing the same.
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Thu Nov-09-06 01:51 PM
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Everyone must become a naked vegetarian and serve all my needs and all the needs of the needy. So far I have no takers. :-(
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Thu Nov-09-06 04:22 PM
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18. Except for that part about you being the only one
getting served, I like your agenda a lot. Naked Vegetarians are hot!
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Thu Nov-09-06 01:52 PM
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2. I've had three abortions already today!
I'd like to grab another one quick, but I'm still stirring this batch of meth...
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Thu Nov-09-06 02:01 PM
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7. Heh...I've had five. And I'm a guy!
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Thu Nov-09-06 11:01 PM
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25. What a coincidence...
I'm hosting an "Abortion, Meth and Satan Soiree" this weekend...you simply MUST attend.
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Thu Nov-09-06 01:52 PM
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3. my agenda is slowly but surely destroying the fabric
of several articles of my clothing. Inasmuch as I have "do laundry" on said agenda, and my clothes get a little more threadbare every time I wash them.
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Thu Nov-09-06 01:55 PM
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4. I've been working on my...
..."Supermodels catering to my every whim" agenda but, so far, it hasn't been conspicuously successful. Still, with a bit of fine tuning...
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Thu Nov-09-06 01:56 PM
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That's definitely my goal. Well that and stuff I'm not allowed to mention on DU.
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Thu Nov-09-06 01:58 PM
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6. We homos want to have our marriages legally recognized.
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Thu Nov-09-06 02:13 PM
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10. You do understand, of course,
that if same sex marriages become legal, all of our opposite sex marriages will instantly fail, our offspring will "choose" to be gay, and society as we know it will collapse almost instantly.
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Thu Nov-09-06 02:18 PM
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11. Well, of course. We're selfish, evil people.
Oh, we know all of that will happen.
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Thu Nov-09-06 04:19 PM
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17. What about making adoptions easier for gay couples?
So that they can indoctrinate the kids and make them gay too. I thought that was high up on the list of priorities.
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Thu Nov-09-06 04:37 PM
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19. Don't forget the mandatory public orgies!
How else are we going to indoctrinate everyone's kids? :shrug:
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Thu Nov-09-06 02:02 PM
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8. Excessive Masturbation
coupled with the use of sausages, we must have sausages.
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Thu Nov-09-06 11:06 PM
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28. theres too many kittens anyway
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Thu Nov-09-06 02:10 PM
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9. When did the feminist agenda STOP destroying the country btw??
You damn homosexuals and your successful agendas. What about us feminists? Our agenda brought fear to the masses but now YOUR agenda gets all the attention? NOT COOL! x( Maybe if we start giving away appliances too, the fear will pick up a little. :shrug:
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Thu Nov-09-06 02:38 PM
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Nothing scares fundies and right-wingers like a woman with a BOB. :hi:
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Thu Nov-09-06 11:04 PM
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26. The GAY AGENDA is stealing the thunder of the FEMINIST AGENDA
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Thu Nov-09-06 02:21 PM
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12. Not as much as my liberal agnostic agenda!!
I am going to see to it that all churches be rebuilt out of Saltines and Vegemite!
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Thu Nov-09-06 02:32 PM
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13. You're going to have bird problems.
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Thu Nov-09-06 04:02 PM
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15. Insidious Liberal Agenda
I have a bumper sticker that says Doing My Part to Advance the Insidious Liberal Agenda. :)
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Thu Nov-09-06 04:03 PM
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16. Damn - and all the while I thought it was the nasty, fear-mongering
Right-Wing NeoCons who were responsible. 'Bout time you fessed up.
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Thu Nov-09-06 04:39 PM
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I just got that fabric back from the dry cleaners too.
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Thu Nov-09-06 04:39 PM
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21. Just reading this thread has done turnt me gay!
Damn!! Just when i thought i was straight again
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Thu Nov-09-06 10:12 PM
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24. You're hughly screwn. I'm series.
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Thu Nov-09-06 04:40 PM
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22. My atheist agenda isn't making me any friends.
But back to your homosexual agenda for a second... Maybe I'm pointing out the obvious, but have you noticed that the very people who accuse you of forcing your lifestyle on them are the ones who pressure politicians into passing laws based on THEIR religious beliefs -- and the very ones who murdered and tortured anybody who didn't believe what they were told to believe -- who conquered nations for the sole purpose of forcing a religion on them? But YOU'RE the one forcing his lifestyle on people!!! Ya gotta love hypocrisy.
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Thu Nov-09-06 05:23 PM
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23. I'm renting a bus and running a shuttle service from Tijuana.
Oh, and I'm going to take all those cammo-wearing gun-toting freep spawn and make badass little non-violent, hemp shoe wearing sprout eaters out of 'em.
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Thu Nov-09-06 11:06 PM
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29. and don't forget to make them recycle while you're at it...
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Thu Nov-09-06 11:05 PM
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27. Project X procedes apace - BWAH HA HA HA!
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Thu Nov-09-06 11:12 PM
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30. I'm a dirty neo-hippie jazzer writer PEEAHNUST feminist nontheist under age 18.
Edited on Thu Nov-09-06 11:15 PM by WritingIsMyReligion
Oh my! :wow: :D
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Thu Nov-09-06 11:14 PM
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31. You're, like, the ENTIRE Axis of Evil
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32. Whoops, I forgot to add "writer."
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Thu Nov-09-06 11:30 PM
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33. The best fabric for a country
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:28 AM
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34. yeah, all 60% of the country has that agenda
right. My agenda of wanting real democracy and actual checks and balances on government? They need to realize, it's over, even some of the fundies voted Dem this time.
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:50 AM
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35. the homosexual agenda WILL destroy this country
If all those conservative god-fearing white men actually bathed and dressed well, the terrorists will win! Show tunes have secret terrorist messages! Cosmopolitans contain deadly nerve-damaging agents!
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