Why won't my wife go out and get me a hamburger?

Fuzz

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Thu Nov-09-06 11:46 PM
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Why won't my wife go out and get me a hamburger?

It's only 11:46? She has to get up in 6 hours for work, but I want a damn burger! Where are her priorities?

Sheesh. :(

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AutumnMist

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Fri Nov-10-06 12:01 AM
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1. Pizza Delivery Maybe?

That way food and sleep can happen simultaneously? If nothing else frozen White Castles work in a pinch. :)

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barb162

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Fri Nov-10-06 12:05 AM
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2. well, looks like her priority is not a burger

bwa

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mykpart

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Fri Nov-10-06 12:12 AM
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3. Are you an invalid?

Why don't you get it yourself?

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Fuzz

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Fri Nov-10-06 12:16 AM
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4. Two martinis prevent me from driving.

And a fridge void of snack foods prevent me from snacking properly.

:D

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Book Lover

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Fri Nov-10-06 12:24 AM
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5. Maybe because your legs aren't broken ... yet?

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LostInAnomie

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Fri Nov-10-06 12:39 AM
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6. No joke. Why do women have to be so damn lazy?

I mean c'mon! We have to lug these huge schlongs around all day. The least they could do is show a little appreciation. DAMN!

:evilgrin:

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Jamastiene

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Fri Nov-10-06 02:49 AM
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9. This post reminded me of the map joke.

Only a man could come up with the idea that 1/4 inch equals 1 mile. :rofl:

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petronius

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Fri Nov-10-06 01:05 AM
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7. My wife ordered me a pizza and chicken wings, and while we were

waiting for it to arrive she went out and picked up a 12 pack and two half-gallons of ice cream. But then, my wife loves me... :P

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fleabert

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Fri Nov-10-06 01:08 AM
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8. you don't want me to answer that...nt

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Bucky

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Fri Nov-10-06 04:27 AM
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10. Can you at least order her to slap herself around for being so disobedient?

I'm with you, man. I mean, shit, it's just a goddamn burger. What's her deal?

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Deja Q

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Fri Nov-10-06 06:50 AM
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11. Don't ask me.

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