HA HA COPPER!! You Can't Catch ME!

:rofl:

so i'm on the bike coming home. tooling along about 5 mph over the speed limit (35) and I see a Statie barreling down on my tail. So, I back off the throttle a bit and am doing the limit. This guy is riding my tail for about a half mile. Then he pulls over to the median and stops as I keep going. I can still see him in my mirror and just as I round a corner I see him moving again at the speed of light. He comes flying up to me again (only to find me STILL on the speed limit). :rofl: We come up to a light and he gets into the right lane (the lane ends just past the light).

He BLOWS by me doing about 60 :eyes:. The road is fairly straight and I see him way up ahead put his brakes on and take a dive onto a side street. RRRRIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHTTTTT

I go tooling past him doing exactly the speed limit. He FLIES out again to VERIFY i'm doing the speed limit. :rofl:

Then he passes me on the left (crossing the line to do so) and takes off again. He might have been lurking somewhere else but the road is now curvy so I can't tell but i'm EXACTLY on the speed limit all the way home.

:rofl:

now is THIS any way for a state trooper to be treating a Veteran on Veterans Day? Must have been bored. :eyes: :rofl:

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

:rofl: :hi: Good for you for sticking it to the man, Matcom!!! :applause:

He read your story about the "shooting fireworks out of his ass" guy.

I think he wanted his address (to inspect his bunghole and check the veracity of the story). :D

:scared:

We have Remembrence Day on the 11th here. It's the same holiday, isn't it?

but it isn't like i had the day off or anything :eyes: