I choose to follow Hobos - Democratic Underground

GURUving

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Sun Dec-28-03 11:04 PM
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I choose to follow Hobos

If you've never read any of the writings of Hobos, here's a synopsis.

1) Eateth only out of dumpsters that thou art familiar with.

2) Poverty is equal to disease which is equal to godliness.

3) Television is ones best friend; have no others above television.

4) Thou shalt not attempt to be a free man if others deem thee a non citizen.

5) Believe all that thou heareth and readeth. They know better than you.

Dost thou choose to follow Hobos?

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mykpart

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Mon Dec-29-03 02:13 AM
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1. I choose to follow homos.

They have better taste in clothes!

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